Seattle Scene Chess Set
Stranger cover ad parody proposal by Clark Humphrey
1/9/94
Who rules? Who sucks? Re-create those classic coffeehouse arguments
and street stare-downs with the grudge-match of the century:
The Franklin Mint’s
Seattle Scene Chess Set!
Take sides in the classic battle for hip supremacy
with these colorful injection-molded plastic pieces
with the authentic caricatures of your favorite Seattle Scene stars,
all on an authentic flannel-backed game board.
The Punks (Black Team)
The Rockers (White Team)
All pieces are water- and beer-resistant.
Each set comes with an authentic Seagram Crown Royal sack for easy carrying.
The perfect accompaniment to those long evenings in a bar waiting for the good band to come on!
Once you’ve ordered your Basic Set, you can continue your collection with these fabulous Additional Sets:
The Popsters
The Artistes
Your Basic Set costs only $6.66 per month in 13 easy monthly payments.
Each Additional Set costs only $24.95. Visa/MC/AMEX accepted (no Discover cards or CODs).
Don’t be a Loser! Order your Seattle Scene Chess Set today!
Special Ordering Information:
This is a joke. Do not send in any money.
Do you honestly think we could afford the likeness rights to all these celebrities?
