END-O-ERA DEPT.: As our house ads note, this is the last Stranger to look like this. Next week it’s the all-new paper: new typefaces, new headings, new art, all on a more conventional 14-inch page size (haven’t we always told you length doesn’t matter?). If you really can’t take the change, you can always get a computer and the Utopia and Futura font families, type everything in, and print it out again. Speaking of new beginnings…

LARRY’S MARKETS COMES TO QUEEN ANNE: The wall of cereal and the dozen different kinds of cilantro are nice. But in my day, you didn’t have a real supermarket opening in Western Washington unless J.P. Patches was there. Speaking of retailing traditions…

THE ENDLESS SLEEP: Don’t let the combination of “Huge Clearance” and “For Rent” signs fool you. Dreamland on Broadway is (for now) staying around, though it’s gonna be remodeled and might close temporarily. It’s the successor to the ’70s U-District Dreamland (arguably the first vintage clothing boutique in the state). In its heyday it was more than a site for used leather jackets and jeans–it was a gathering place for the nascent Seattle punk scene, like the recently-closed Time Travelers on 2nd. Dreamland owner Danny Eskanazi (a former punk record producer) also has a downtown store, Jack Hammer on 1st, but has concentrated lately on more lucrative export operations (he was one of the first in town to ship used Levi’s to Japan, now a booming biz). Speaking of the garment trade…

THE REAL SKINNY: Models Inc. has gotten media jabs for shallowness and exploitation (usually deserved). You knew they were gonna have a bulimia storyline, but the surprise was how right-on it turned out to be, involving a self-esteem-challenged woman who developed an aversion to food after being violently raped. The ex-bulimics I’ve known weren’t trying to look like Calvin Klein girls. They’d suffered from abuse (in sexual or other forms), and had developed a subconscious compulsion to not let anything into their bodies. To them, purging was the ultimate chastity, not a route to physical perfection or sexiness but a rejection of the whole physical/ sexual realm. Of course, if a show wanted to be really serious about the clothing biz, it’d mention the overseas women who actually make the garments for a buck and a half a day. Speaking of foreign power and domination…

PREMISES, PREMISES: With the Soviets gone, so is that wacky institution known as Stalinist ideology. That was an actual cabinet-level state ministry that thought up ever more elaborate excuses why anything the USSR did was in the best interests of The People. Nowadays, in Chechnya the Russians aren’t claiming to do anything more or less than quashing a regional insurrection, not defending the inevitability of world socialism from bourgeois regression. Indeed, perhaps the only place where imperial ambition hides behind a thin cloak of philosophy is here in the good ol’ US-of, where “family values” and “moral renewal” are used as the excuses for a regime that really values nothing but money and power. Speaking of politix…

SCHOOL DAZE: Four times, the Seattle School Dist. tried to get voters to OK construction bonds via traditional campaign tactics: lotsa slick bigtime media ads, fundraising dinners for bigshots, professional consultants. Four times they lost. Then they tried grass-roots person-to-person campaigning aimed at individual voters, especially minority and middle-class voters more likely to have kids in the schools. It worked. The lesson: “Progressive” politics can become popular, at least in some places, if properly explained and respectfully promoted. Speaking of patterns of communication and influence…

SOUTH OF THE BORDER: Having dissed the San Fransisco culture industry several times in the past year, I felt it was time to be honest and list some Bay Area things I actually like (in no particular order): The Residents (originally from Louisiana), the Melvins(originally from Grays Harbor County), Factsheet Five magazine (originally from upstate New York), the pre-1988 works of Jello Biafra (originally from Colorado), Vertigo, The Streets of San Francisco, Re-Search Publications, ungerground comix, computer magazines, Rice-A-Roni, Ghirardelli Flicks candies (which seem to have disappeared, alas), Roller Derby, Canyon Cinema Collective (distributor of those lovingly self-indulgent ’60s-’70s “experimental” films that all seemed to have at least one mushroom-cloud shot), Carol Doda (perhaps the last true burlesque star), and Margaret Keane (painter of doe-eyed waifs).