YESTERDAY, we went out in search of odd stuff across the Net.
Today, some odd stuff that’s brought people across the net to come here.
My hit-counter service keeps a running list of search-engine keywords that bring viewers to my site. Some typical search-word listings from the past month or so follow here. Some really do relate to topics mentioned somewhere on the site, however briefly. As for the others, I don’t know why the engines took the poor unsuspecting users here.
biggest dick
blank tv screen
“work out music”
pokemon secrets
free 10 year old lolitas
dr dreadful
tan nude women
preggers sex fiction
sex stories – free
future pokemon episodes
fred goehner
doomed world book
you’re a loser
glow in the dark frosting
horse & movie
“popcorn diet”
“laurie roth”
dildonics
+krusteaz +scones
nude in the swimming pool
movie with ava gardner
“dan cowan”
“sober dance club”
“organic cat food”
Airframe
andy
“naked yoga”
dildonics
naked women playing volleyball
“fuckable kids”
nutra+loaf
words to the pokerap
tasteful, high-class erotica
“incinerator toilet”
franklin mint chess set
thick+lipstick
matriarchy future
sex and seattle
female cannibals
naked women on motorcycles
“lillian helman” movies
gameworks
family nudists photos
“viagra t shirts”
“marlboro gear”
baby sex free lolitas
Sonnenkinder
“tiger commercials”
duchovny porn
junk food
“tucker martine”
“sex”
“Jeff Gomez”
nude gymnastics
teen lesbian stories
lolitas world
women nude in tanning bed
ice cub pop gun
Clip Art Movie Theater
“childhood sex”
Amy Denio
“Roger ramjet”
sex stories, fiction
fuckable kids
who is stan boreson
+gretchen +actress
tomata_du_plenty
horseback near bikini
playgirl men
“duds n’ suds”
fuckable kids
naked rollerskating
hibrow music
“older sister” brother
Penthouse Forum
sitars
“hare krishna recruiting”
bodybuilders
pokemon secrets
Elliot Gould
rossi helmet pictures
+”bug eyed monsters” +game
cigarette holders
new world music conference
Creedence Last Exit
Christian nightclubs
chritin
mtv and sexism
+”Stephen Bayley” +”Taste”
capitol critters
asphyxia – erotica
patrow gwyneth
fake identities
webster dictionary
+”henry mancini”
entertainment fellatio
Kingdome Implosion
stadium sex
naked workouts
KMart+stocks
“anime sex”
play scrabble online
goth and “Las Vegas”
+cookies +hotplate
fake social security card
Steven Goad
World Laughter
“tummy exercises”
klown sex
“velvet ghetto”
cd rom fake
“catholic schoolgirls”
back masking christian music
windows 2000 cracked
Of course, having these keywords up on this page means I’ll get even more lost cybersouls coming here by mistake. (There are no 10-year-old Lolitas here, “free” or otherwise, and there won’t be any in the future.)
To all of you who came here in search of something else, I say: Welcome. Whatever you were looking for before, forget about it. This is much more fun. Trust me.
TOMORROW: A yuppie pool-hall chain wants to build Seattle’s first new bowling alley in decades.
