OUR NEXT LIVE EVENT will be a reading Sunday, Feb. 27, 7:30 p.m. at Titlewave Books on lower Queen Anne. It’s part of a free, all-ages group lit-event including, among others, the fantastic Farm Pulp zine editor Gregory Hischack.
WITH Y2KOOKINESS long past by now, we might be able to resume talking about “The Future” without sounding too much like hype-followers.
We might even get to resume talking about ideal futures, a.k.a. Utopias.
Utopias may never exist here in the realm of the real (indeed, the name literally means “Nowhere”). But they express the kind of society certain people want to create. Thus, they can hold bold and sometimes dangerous dreams–especially if those dreams involve the destruction or subjugation of everyone outside the dreamer’s own group.
Last month’s Atlantic Monthly carried a roundup of “five and a half” currently popular Utopian dreams:
- The Free-Market Utopia (essentially a purer version of the financier-ruled world we have now, as fantasized by Cyber-Libertarians and the WTO);
- The Best-and-Brightest Utopia (the academic left’s and the think-tank right’s dreams of a Dictatorship of the Intelligentsia);
- The Religious Utopia (Democratic Party fundraising letters’ nightmare scenario of Pat Robertson as czar);
- The Green Utopia (the bucolic, post-industrial future dreamed by hippie communes, Eugene anarchists, the Unabomber, and Pol Pot);
- The Technological Utopia (the old Mondo 2000 dream of sex robots, or conversely the AOL/Time Warner dream of an entire planet downloading the same encrypted Madonna video); and
- The Civilized Egalitarian Capitalist Utopia (the “and a half” scenario, being the author’s own hope for a just-slightly-less capitalistic world than we’ve got, based on his belief in civil society, representative government, private charity, and progressive taxation).
One could go on and on into ever more bifurcated Utopian fantasies; many of which would be someone else’s Reign of Terror.
There’s the one where all males would be held in bondage (if allowed to live at all). There’s the one where all meat eating would be unlawful. There’s the one where the total ideological rule of midtown Manhattan and southern California would be replaced by the total ideological rule of downtown Manhattan and northern California. There’s the one where the poor would be sent off to boot camps, to learn to become good submissive house boys. There’s the one where all drinkers would get stoned and all stoners would get shot.
What all these have in common is the dream of engendering a simpler, more predictable world by developing (by force if need be) a simpler, more predictable human race. None of these dream futures seems to have a place for anybody like me who believes society’s too simple and predictable already.
Corporate-libertarian writer Virginia Postrel sees a common flaw in both Utopian and anti-Utopian future-fantasies: “A uniform society, a flattened, unnuanced world designed by a few smart men.” She seems to find that a heresy against her own belief in capitalist hero figures continually emerging to seize the day.
I’d go even further, diversity-wise, than Postrel. My kind of Utopia’s one where entreprenurial crusaders wouldn’t get to run everything, because commerce wouldn’t be considered the totality or even the centrality of all human endeavor.
More about that some other time.
TOMORROW: The problems with proclaiming real-life Utopias.
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