THE FINE PRINT (warning on the side of a Frosted Mini-Wheats box): “CONTAINS WHEAT INGREDIENTS.”

IN OTHER WORDS (Rex Stout’s detective hero Nero Wolfe in Champagne for One, 1959): “Nothing is as pitiable as a man afraid of a woman.”

ON OTHER SITES: Kindly reader Byron Jones typed “Clark” and “Misc.” into a search engine, and found a long-lost dog….

FURTHER PRINT FUTURES: It’s official. The print MISCmedia will be reborn as a broadsheet. That’s right, a magazine with the page size of a daily newspaper. Not only is it cheaper to print, but it leads to many wild layout possibilities while expressing the show-bizzy punch I’ve been looking for (so as to balance the sometimes borderline-dry content I’ve been producing). Look for it later this summer.