(From a post by James Beniger to the “Triumph of Content” e-mail list): “DISCLAIMER: ABSOLUTELY NO human beings used in the creation, production, or distribution of this Internet discussion list are the result of human cloning, in accordance with the wishes of the United States House of Representatives. All persons associated with the creation and maintenance of this list are certified products of the federal government’s approved process: Missionary position, lights out, male on top, all eyes closed, and all thoughts on civic responsibilities. In fact, the mere hint that humans might come to life by any other means than these we find–editorially and personally–to be both morally reprehensible and downright disgusting.”