…is now possible, thanks to eBay and its diligant participating merchants. Case in point: Get your very own Enron Retirement Planning coffee mug, only while supplies last! Slogan on the back: “Who decides where to invest your money? Only YOU!”

Also available, at least as of this writing: A copy of the company’s “Conduct of Business Affairs” book, complete with a memo by CEO Ken Lay and the following unattributed intro: “As officers and employees of Enron Corp., its subsidiaries, and its affiliated companies, we are responsible for conducting the business affairs of the companies in accordance with all applicable laws and in a moral and honest manner.”