WE DON’T KNOW WHO MADE IT, but here’s a hilariously intoxicating Gulf War 2 Drinking Game:

drink when:

• bush is called a crusader
  x2 if its by saddam
• saddam is called evil
  x2 if its by bush
• iraq troops surrender to the media
  x2 if to a unmanned vehicle or inanimate object
• a member of the media gets shot at
  a toast to the shooter if its ashleigh banfield (msnbc), geraldo riviera (fox) or arron brown (cnn)
• the united states terrorist threat level changes
• the united states government tries to link iraq to 9-11
• someone implies tony blair is bush’s bitch
• someone implies scott ritter is Saddam’s bitch
• anybody ‘warns’ anybody
• the word “escalation” is used
• the media compares the war to blackhawk down
  x2 if its because a blackhawk really goes down
• a puppet government is installed in iraq
  x2 if its by the puppet government installed in the US