FOR THE FIRST TIME in thirty-five years, there’s a major-party Presidential candidate with one of my names. I am, as you might expect, gonna collect all the “Clark in 2004” merch I can latch onto; even though I’d probably not vote for that other Clark. (Behind the empty slogans about “vision” and “leadership,” he appears at this early point to be just another of Clinton’s lite-right corporate wusses. If any of you disagree, I’d love hear from you.)

I’m also collecting any and all “Win With Clark”-type online logos, graphics, and headlines. If you know of a good source for these, pass ’em along.

Now comes the real question–should I take the metaphoric leap and announce my own candidacy?