…there’s a drive within Britain’s Parlaiment to ban junk food ads aimed at kids. MPs were particularly miffed by Cadbury’s “Get Active” promotion, in which schools could get free playground equipment if students donated enough candy wrappers. Fortunately for advocates of free speech (and of some of the only decent food-like products that nation produces), a ban now seems unlikely.

I say: When Tony the Tiger is outlawed, only outlaws will be grrrr-eat!