I want to receive party/costume reports from as many of you as feasible. I particularly want reports and/or digipix of anyone costumed as:

• Napoleon Dynamite;
• the Desperate Housewives;
• Michael Moore;
• Bill O’Reilly;
• Sue Bird (with clear plastic face mask);
• a Republican voting-prevention agent;
• the Aqua Teen Hunger Force;
• Jon Stewart (with or without the Crossfire guys);
• a dodgeball player;
• an iPod; or
• My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance.

You should know by now where to send the stuff.