THIS IS how it used to be, and how it still ought to be.

This is an outrage. An abomination. Something so totally beyond WRONG that the mind reels to find a similie. Worse than Led Zeppelin for Cadillac. Worse than Adam Ant on a Motown Records anniversary special. Worse than auditioning a new singer for INXS on a reality series. (Make up your own “worse than” here.)