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ANOTHER ALL-HALLOW'S-EVE-EVE-EVE-EVE…
October 28th, 2005 by Clark Humphrey

…is upon us. Because a lot of people don’t want to party on the real night, a Monday, parties will go on all weekend. And, as usual, I need you to be my eyes-n’-ears. Give me your scene reports; upload your digital pix.

Here are some of the costumes I’m hoping to see this year:

  • The Desperate Housewives.
  • The Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • Martha Stewart with ankle bracelet.
  • CNN anchorman Anderson Cooper in his Hurricane Katrina galoshes.
  • A bird with the flu.
  • Special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald.
  • A Mardi Gras “Girl Gone Wild” in her Hurricane Katrina galoshes.
  • The Corpse Bride.
  • Indicted vice-presidential aide Scooter Libby.
  • An off-the-wagon George W. Bush.
  • The avenged ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson.
  • Ex-FEMA director Michael Brown and ex-Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers rewriting their resumes.

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