…than watching myNetworkTV:

• Buffing toenails.
• Cleaning tile grout.
• Emergency oral surgery.
• Removing the cellophane wrapping from compact discs.
• Reconfiguring a small-office LAN installation.
• Tongue piercing sans local anesthetic.
• Proofreading volumes of small towns’ municipal codes.
• Scraping old gum off the bottoms of restaurant tables.
• Hand-grading standardized tests.
• Separating recyclables from non-recyclables.
• Being interviewed for a job you don’t even want, pretending you want it.
• Listening to jackhammers.
• Listening to coworkers or customers complaining.
• A ten-mile freeway backup.
• A middle-school piano recital in which you are not related to any of the performers.