…Seattle’s last un-gentrified neighborhood? You might already be too late.

THE URBAN REST STOP, a hygeine center for the homeless situated at 1924 9th Ave. along downtown’s edge, is holding a grand re-opening Thursday morning to celebrate a remodeling and expansion. The new facility is already busy to capacity.

WEIRD CRIME UPDATE: A guy claims he’s the brother of “D.B. Cooper,” the pseudonymous skyjacker who parachuted from a plane in 1971, carrying a suitcase full of cash, and was never seen again. The alleged brother claims “Cooper” survived the jump, settled down quietly in Bonney Lake, WA, and lived until 1994. Believe what you will.