…know, there used to be a segment in this endeavor called “Junk Food of the Week/Month.” I phased that out two or three diets ago. But that doesn’t mean the food-tech geniuses have stopped devising new and wondrous things. Why, just this wek, the ol’ Blog-O-Sphere has caught on to the latest thing from a German hiker’s-supply company: A cheeseburger in a can! Just drop the unopened can in boiling water for a minute, take it out, open it up, and enjoy, sesame-seed bun and everything. (Apparently, it’s only sold in Europe at this time.)