Look, Everett police: If “bikini baristas” shed their tops and squirt one another with Reddi-Wip inside the glass confines of a drive-thru espresso stand, with no customer contact whatsoever, it is not prostitution.
At worst, it’s an unlicensed peep show. That’s a “victimless crime” if I ever saw one—and no, I haven’t personally seen this. (I prefer indoor, sit-down coffee shops.)
