Mattel’s got a Web page where you can vote for Barbie’s next profession. The choices offered, of course, disappoint.
I mean, Let’s have some Barbie jobs for the modern age:
- Twitter Update Ghost Writer Barbie!
- Bankruptcy Attorney Barbie!
- Life Coach Barbie!
- Goldman Sachs Bonus Barbie!
- iPhone App Designer Barbie!
- Outplacement Counselor Barbie!
- Doggie Daycare Barbie!
- User Experience Consultant Barbie!
- Day Spa Towel Maid Barbie!
- Chinese Barbie Doll Assembly Worker Barbie!
