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BRIEFLY IN THE NEWS TODAY
May 3rd, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

  • Bill Clinton’s attached his name to a drive to get soda pop out of grade and middle schools. Remember: When being a Pepper is outlawed, only outlaws will be Peppers.
  • We must say goodbye to financial reporter and early PBS star Louis Rukeyser. His pallbearers, I’m sure, will be “the elves who compile our technical market index.”
  • The guy in charge of Ohio’s either incompetent or corrupt election system is now that state’s official GOP gubernatorial nominee. As if you’d expect him not to win somehow.
  • Lay’s potato chips—now with “good” cholesterol.
  • Sign of the Apocalypse #532: Mickey Mouse goes CGI.

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