THIS ISN’T “FOUND ART,” but more like “received art.”

Specifically, it’s one week’s worth of titles of junk emails.

Call it, if you will, Spamwich.

• Hi !
• Hey
• yo
• Greetings
• Invitation
• Welcome!
• here we come!
• Happy Birthday!
• GREETING FROM ME
• HELLO FRIEND
• For your attention
• urgent from duke
• Plea For Assistance
• Important information!
• Of use and copyright info
• Last chance in
• Looking for skilled help in
• This is a very important article about…
• im back, are you?
• RE: FWD: What should I do?
• Why did you forget?
• Will she stay?
• How close are you to being a genius?
• can We call you tomorrow?
• Do you love me?
• Worried about your overweight child?
• Can you see any reason why not?
• Can you measure up?
• Maybe we can try?
• Who do you think you are anyway?
• Do you need some?
• How big would you like it?
• How do you use it?
• How do you turn it on?
• Notice the difference?
• Do you beta?
• Where did you go?
• Did you ever notice?
• Please read this
• Warning, please read carefully
• stand at attention
• Take the challenge of your lifetime
• Fire your Boss
• Try this challenging game!
• Get your confidence up
• Clean My Dirty Bootie!
• Wake Up!
• rest easy
• Skip the Date get Right to it
• Don’t Worry, Be Happy, Try Home Study!
• Seduce Women Now!
• LIght it up!
• Shave No More
• Access our award winning program in minutes
• Grab the kids and hit the pool this summer
• enjoy this training class — it doesn’t…
• Dont forget
• Please redeem your points as soon as possible
• Please Respond
• I don’t know
• I like to spy on you
• I want to meet you
• I have been searching for you!
• I thought this might interest you
• fwd: my boss told me about this last…
• this is where i get the…
• Let’s get it straight
• it will work for you
• you are the one and only
• you can’t go wrong!
• You are the best
• You left your umbrella
• Ladies you can help your man get up
• You forgot to answer
• You blocked my MSN
• You can only get the real thing here
• Someone Wants to meet YOU!
• If you missed the book signing you can…
• Regarding your application
• RE: your debts
• RE: Your Check
• Your password
• Your e-mail security
• Your friend said this
• Your Number came up a Winner
• Your PC could be infected
• Your gonna need new underwear
• Pornography Found on YOUR Computer!
• Grow your agency in 2003!
• They just love the taste
• They help you to know who you are dealing with
• Temporary problems
• The problem is solved
• The case is closed
• RE: Might not have worked
• Reward will be forfeited
• It works
• science has finally done it
• SALVATION IS AT HAND
• Bonus Deals like this go fast Friend
• Hands Down Best product out there for…
• God’s Natural Morphine
• Bannedcd CD eu yn
• Rea1 Virg1ns C1ub (Poetry)
• Sunday Morning Perfection
• J-Lo’s Pink Engagement Ring
• That’s right glass vibrators!
• A Kind Teddy
• $25 cash
• All The NYPD Blue Stars Naked!!!
• Clears staticy signals
• Identical to the expensive stuff
• Open for public registration
• Now available to consumers
• Changing the way America falls in love!
• Just one click away!
• What men want, and women crave!
• Looking for 100 People
• conceftrate bomedy
• Endelicate catsxp
• joi gin
• Ihr neuer Zugang
• Should’ve Could’ve Would’ve
• One, Two, Three…
• Fwd: News are on top
• Groovin Granny!
• yes!
• Ta Da!