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'MYRTLE OF VENUS' UPDATE
Apr 16th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

OUR NOVEL The Myrtle of Venus is now available at Amazon.com. I earn more money if you buy it from my site, but you’re all still free, nay encouraged, to go to the Amazon page and contribute an unbiased rave review.

DICTIONARY FUN
Apr 15th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

ALL LITERATE PEOPLE (hint, that includes you) need the site of Strange and Unusual Dictionaries.

MOODY RUES
Apr 13th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

book cover I’ve avoided reviewing Fred Moody’s personal-essay book Seattle and the Demons of Ambition: A Love Story in the half-year it’s been out.

Perhaps I didn’t want to potentially hurt the feelings of Moody, a former acquaintance (and a fellow member, with me, of the dwindling breed of humans who still remember how to run a CompuGraphic phototypesetter).

Of course, Moody would cite that reluctance to criticize as part of the Old Seattle mindset, a zeitgeist marked by reflection, introversion, and near-fanatical politeness. To that, he contrasts a New Seattle, both dominated and demonized by rambunctious corporate go-getters out to unwittingly fulfill the city’s original name of “New York-Alki” (“…Pretty Soon”).

To his credit, Moody acknowledges the superficiality of this dichotomy. He also acknowledges his contradictory affections toward each side of this divided ideal. Too bad he doesn’t acknowledge some of the other holes in his narrative, and in the image he constructs of himself as your near-perfect Mr. Progressive Seattle.

Throughout the book, Moody tries to psychoanalyze his former home as if the city was one collective entity. He may have learned this limited perspective as an early staff writer at Seattle Weekly. He spends a lot of his book’s verbiage waxing about Weekly founder David Brewster, a benevolent dictator who’d imposed a singular ideological vision on what was, for a decade, the town’s only major “alternative” rag. Brewster’s vision of Seattle, to which Moody writes about eagerly agreeing, was of a town in which white, upscale, professional-caste baby boomers (such as Brewster and Moody) were the only people in sight, or at least the only people who mattered. Moody admits the paper’s myopia caused it to miss out on Seattle’s biggest arts story, the rise of the local rock scene—even though the Weekly and Sub Pop Records were housed in the same office building, and future Pearl Jam member Stone Gossard worked as a barista in the ground-floor cafe!

All these little prejudices were fundamental to the “Old Seattle” Moody nostalgizes about; or rather to the transitional Seattle of Moody’s local-journalism heyday, between the Boeing-dominated past and the Microsoft-dominated present. And squarely in that middle era, as big as the shoulder pads on an old Nordstrom office dress, lie the roots of the ambitious Seattle Moody rues.

Moody writes, with no little degree of self-congratulation, how he spotted the Microsoft phenom almost from the start, and got plenty of work from it for his typesetting enterprise in the pre-laser-printer years. Imagine, right there in Seattle’s prefab Eastside suburbs, an outfit not just surviving but getting rich and huge, all from this ephemeral “software” stuff, stuff made by writers, and employing writers to document it all! Ex-English majors were making enough money to buy houses, and even move to Bainbridge! How cool! So what if this home-computer technology would make phototypesetting obsolete; Moody would simply bounce back by writing a couple of books about the whole e-revolution.

But soon enough, it got out of hand. Dot-com hustlers raised millions in venture capital based on faulty or nonexistent premises, went bust, and left behind hordes of overmortgaged, overqualified ex-employees. The bad old days of the 1970 Boeing crash returned, only this time the food-bank lines were filled by NPR listeners and Weekly readers.

Moody sees the high-tech depression and the jobless recovery a well-deserved comeuppance for Seattle, a collective spanking for the city’s previous lusts for wealth and glory. He even sees the 1999 WTO riots (in which mostly out-of-town protesters ranted about out-of-town conventioneers) as a rebuke to Seattle’s will to “world class” status.

But that’s a silly overgeneralization, one of many in Moody’s book. He chides the city’s political/business nabobs for trying to artificially inflate their own importance, as he artificially inflates the importance of his statements about them.

He frequently admits, in a doth-protest-too-much type of confessing, how he, as a dutiful member of the Seattle establishment’s favorite constituency (upscale boomers), got caught up in the hype he was supposed to be covering. But even his mea culpa moments seem hyped-up, in that smug Big Chill-generation way.

I know Moody; I’ve read his prior books. I know he’s capable of better stuff than this.

Which is what I’d say to Seattle as well. The city doesn’t have to be World Class. But it can still be the best darned regional gathering place it can be.

And that’s not putting anybody down. That’s criticism meant to instruct, to improve. It’s something Moody, Seattle, and I need.

OUR NOVEL 'THE MYRTLE OF VENUS'…
Apr 6th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…is finally available for online purchase! Simply go to the bottom of this page, or go direct to our ordering page at kagi.com.

(If you should, perchance, have any difficulty following the instructions on the page, lemme know.)

BOOK RELEASE POST-MORTEM
Apr 5th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

THANX AND A HAT TIP to the thirty-or-so-ish folk who attended our Myrtle of Venus book release party on Friday. Pictures from the event will be on this site soon.

Print copies of the novel can now be had at M Coy Books (Pine near Second) and Confounded Books (East Pine near Boren). They’ll be available later this week at Ola Wyola (First near Bell). The online ordering page should be up, in one form or another, by Wednesday.

IN MERE HOURS!:
Apr 2nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

The splendiforous release party for our novel The Myrtle of Venus occurs this very evening, 7-10 p.m., in the Rendezvous Jewel Box, 2320 2nd Ave. in Seattle. DJ Superjew will spin retro-lounge and Europop tuneage. Be there or be rhomboidal.

ONE MORE REMINDER
Apr 1st, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

The fab release party for our novel The Myrtle of Venus occurs this Friday, April 2, 7-10 p.m., in the Rendezvous Jewel Box, 2320 2nd Ave. in Seattle. DJ Superjew will spin retro-lounge and Europop tuneage. Copies of the book WILL be available for purchase.

The following day, copies of the book will be available for purchase on this site and at a few select local retail outlets.

THE NEXT BIG ANTIBUSH BOOK…
Mar 31st, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…comes from none other than Waterburglar John Dean himself, alleging that the current administration’s putting “a cancer on the Presidency.”

TITLEWAVE BOOKS RIP
Mar 25th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

IT’S OFFICIAL: Titlewave Books has closed. The jam-packed li’l used book store on Lower Queen Anne, where I and many other writers gave readings, lasted 20 years. Since the average lifespan of such a business can be roughly figured in cat years, you can do the math for yourself and be even more impressed by Titlewave’s longevity.

(It can now be told that owner Nickie Jostol asked me to buy the place. I had to decline, but felt flattered that she would mistakenly think I had money.)

The store’s demise makes even more poignant the last thing read at the last live reading event there. Our ol’ pal Doug Nufer, who’d run the Titlewave reading series for the previous nine or so years, closed the last edition by reading a piece he’d created out of the final sentences of several dozen classic novels.

I'M ALREADY PLANNING MY NEXT NOVEL!
Mar 24th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

And I’m looking to talk to people who’ve worked in local television, here or elsewhere, for research purposes. Email me to set up the details.

PUBLISHING DIY STYLE
Mar 23rd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

IN CONTRAST to yesterday’s linked essay about the suckiness of corporate publishing, here’s a quick ode to self-publishing as the book industry’s savior.

PUBLISHING RIP? NO.
Mar 22nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

A PSEUDONYMOUS “Jane Austen Doe” has supplied Salon with a rather standard complaint about the trying times facing authors of non-bestseller books. It’s nothing I haven’t heard all my adult life; yet I’m re-entering the book biz this month.

Why? (Besides the whole quixotic bravery/foolishness of it all)?

Because I believe things don’t have do be as darned bleak as Doe says they are.

I believe in independent publishing. I believe in the success (within ups and downs) of Fantagraphics, McSweeney’s, Cometbus, and the like. So-called “midlist” books perhaps shouldn’t be marketed by conglomerate publishers, if the conglomerate publishers no longer know how to market them. They should be marketed by those who know how to nurture and build niche audiences for them.

NOVEL NEWS #1
Mar 18th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

The ebook version of The Myrtle of Venus is now available! The print version will be here in two weeks.

NOVEL NEWS #2: The fab book release party’s taking place on Friday, April 2 (the day after the old Roman feast day for Venus), 7-10 p.m., at the splendid Rendezvous Jewel Box on Second Avenue north of Bell Street. DJ Superjew will spin retro-pop tuneage for your exquisite enjoyment. Be there.

NOVELIST SARABETH PURCELL claims…
Feb 24th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…modern fiction is “more punk rock than music will ever be again.”

NOVEL UPDATE
Feb 24th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

I NOW HAVE an official publication date for my sprightly funny novel The Myrtle of Venus. It’ll be April 1. Not just because it’s April Fool’s Day but because it’s the historic date of Veneralia, the Roman festival of Venus.

On or before that date, the free HTML version of Myrtle will disappear from this site. You’ll then be able to buy the ebook version and preorder the ultra-limited first print edition.

There’s also gonna be a release party, Friday April 2 at the lovely Rendezvvous, with diverting entertainment provided by our ol’ pal DJ Superjew. More details later.

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