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HERE WE GO LOOP-DE-LOOP?
Jul 22nd, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

shutterstock via gizmag.com

In one of my several unpublished fiction manuscripts, I have a futuristic travel tube that whisks people between cities at almost the speed of sound.

Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk now says he’ll soon have a working schematic for such a device. He’s calling it the “Hyperloop.”

Until Musk releases any real specs, observers are speculating about how it would work and what its limitations might be.

Some believe it could only travel in straight lines, which means (1) serious tunnel and bridge costs, and (2) potential big bucks to property owners along the way.

If it really works (safely) and if it can really be built at a recoverable cost (remember, dot-com and housing-bubble speculators redefined the degree of speculativeness people will invest in), it would change intercity travel forever, in all the populated/affluent parts of the world.

And it would potentially devastate (or, in Internet-age newspeak, “disrupt”) the existing airline industry and its suppliers, including Boeing.

Boeing had been involved in experimental high-speed rail development programs in the past, and could theoretically bid to help design, build, and equip Hyperloop lines in this and other countries.

Of course, that might require leadership at Boeing that knew what it was doing, which the company seems to not have now.

RANDOM LINKS FOR 7/4/13
Jul 3rd, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

  • Today’s educational cartoon: “The History of Western Architecture in Under 15 Minutes.”
  • Nope, there won’t be an NHL hockey team in Seattle next season. But you probably suspected that would be the case. I don’t want Seattle to be invoked as “leverage.” I want Seattle to have a team.
  • I’ve been learning first hand how too-damn-high the rent is around these parts these days.
  • How does a metal piece from a wood-chipper machine fall from the sky and crash into a Seattle house? And will the Coen brothers make a movie of it?
  • Jason Everman is more than the guy who got kicked out of both Soundgarden and Nirvana. He later became a member of the U.S. Army Special Forces in Afghanistan, and a real war hero.
  • The only self-proclaimed socialist in this year’s Seattle mayoral race was among several foreclosure protesters arrested at a Wells Fargo branch downtown.
  • Did a Seattle “drifter” really murder a CIA-connected Wall St. financier in 1985? And even if she did, was there, you know, something more behind the act?
  • Steinway (which owns several other famous musical-instrument brands as well as its legendary pianos) was bought by a leveraged-buyout specialist known infamously as an “asset stripper.”
  • The Jacksonville Jaguars have a sure-fire idea for getting more fans at home games: let the fans watch telecasts of better NFL teams on stadium monitors.
  • Douglas Englebart, R.I.P.: The inventor of the computer mouse was also part of many research projects that took computing from the realm of punch cards to PCs and the Internet. (He was also a Portland boy and an OSU alum!)
  • Could the original Lone Ranger (debuting on Detroit radio in 1933) have been based on an African American Deputy U.S. Marshal?
  • Slate’s Barry Friedman and Dahlia Lithwick assert that “the left” should be about more than easy-to-frame, easy-to-poll issues such as gay marriage. It should be about democracy, economic fairness, saving the planet, abortion rights, and other tough topics.
  • And remember everyone, have yourselves a fab holiday and celebrate this nation’s traditions appropriately. I will do so by singing our national anthem with its original lyrics (an English drinking song about the joys of carousing and screwing!).

via wikipedia

    ART OF THE STATES
    Jul 1st, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    theatlantic.com

    Derek Thompson at the Atlantic has assembled a U.S. map containing what he claims to be “the most famous brands born in each state.”

    Only he doesn’t consistently play this game by his own rules.

    Some of Thompson’s picks are obvious: Nike for Oregon, Coca-Cola for Georgia, Hasbro for Rhode Island, DuPont for Delaware, L.L. Bean for Maine, Budweiser for Missouri, Tabasco for Louisiana.

    Other choices are debatable but defensible: Apple for California, Hawaiian Airlines for Hawaii, Starbucks for Washington state.

    But in some cases, Thompson lists parent companies rather than “brands.” (GM is a bigger company, but Ford is a bigger product name.)

    In others, he places brands where corporate takeovers have placed them, not where they began. (Does anyone really associate Saks department stores with Alabama?)

    Here are my alternate choices:

    • California: Chevron or Disney.
    • Illinois: John Deere, Kraft, McDonald’s, Sears, or Playboy.
    • Kentucky: KFC or Jim Beam.
    • Minnesota: Target or Betty Crocker.
    • Nebraska: Union Pacific, ConAgra Foods, Mutual of Omaha, or Berkshire Hathaway (Warren Buffet’s holding company).
    • Nevada: Caesar’s Palace.
    • New York: AT&T, CBS, Citibank, Colgate, IBM, Kodak, Macy’s, NBC, or Xerox.
    • North Carolina: Camel.
    • Ohio: Goodyear or Tide.
    • Texas: Texaco (still a well known, albeit mostly dormant, brand) or Dell.
    • Virginia: M&M’s.
    • Wisconsin: Miller.
    • Wyoming: JCPenney (long since moved away; currently HQ’d in Texas).

    And for good ol’ Wash. state, arguments can be made for Amazon, Microsoft, and even Sub Pop, or such moved-away corporate HQs as Boeing and UPS.

    ‘OREGONIAN’ SHRINKAGE WATCH
    Jun 25th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    1950 front page via portland.daveknows.com

    Imagine a Portlandia sketch about people desperately seeking newspapers.

    For dog training and bird cage lining. For papier-maché school crafts projects. For kinetic art pieces and retro fashion ensembles. For Wm. Burroughs-style “cut up” wordplay. For packing objets d’art and eBay shipments.

    But there aren’t any newspapers to be had.

    Not in the vending boxes. Not in the stores. Not in the attics.

    Not even in the landfills—they’ve been picked clean of ’em.

    The citizens are outraged. They form support groups. They exchange tips on where the rare newsprint can still be had.

    Of course, they do all of this online.

    •

    That’s the scenario I imagined when I heard of the Newhouse/Advance Media chain’s latest cost-cutting spree.

    You remember how Advance’s newspapers in Ann Arbor MI, Birmingham AL, and (most famously) New Orleans cut back their print issues to two or three days a week.

    The New Orleans operation backtracked. This week it launched a tabloid called T-P Street on the regular Times-Picayune‘s off days (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday). The Street papers will be sold in stores and vending boxes, but won’t be home-delivered.

    That’s the tactic Advance is taking in Portland.

    First, they registered a new corporate name, “Oregonian Media Group,” replacing “Oregonian Publishing Co.”

    Then they immediately posted an announcement that claimed the new entity would “expand news and information products in Oregon and Southwest Washington.”

    Of course, that “expansion” is really a contraction dressed up in corporate buzz-speak.

    The print Oregonian is going newsstand-only three days a week this October, with home delivery offered four days a week. (Home-delivery subscribers will get full digital access to all editions.)

    And at least 45 newsroom employees are losing their jobs. That’s about 22 percent of the paper’s current editorial workforce, which in turn is a little over half of its 1990s newsroom strength. Some 50 workers are being canned in other departments.

    That reduction might not be the final total; at least a few new hires will replace high-senority people taking severance packages.

    •

    If you ask whether the Seattle Times could join the trend of papers only home-delivering part of the time, the answer is “maybe but it’s complicated.”

    The Times took over the Everett Herald‘s home-delivery operation. If the now Sound Publishing-owned Herald wants to keep delivering every day, the Times is contractually obligated to do that delivering.

    And if the Times has drivers and paperboys/girls in Snohomish and north King counties working every morning, it might as well have them in the rest of King County.

    GENUINE GM PARTS (NOT!)
    Jun 15th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    plastic corn usb memory stick, available from made-in-china.com

    This is one of those times when I run afoul of certain acquaintances who extol everybody to “think for yourself.”

    Because I don’t always “think for myself” the way these guys n’ gals want me to.

    The topic in question: “genetically modified organism” (aka “GMO” or simply “GM”) food seeds.

    I’m not completely against them.

    This shouldn’t surprise longtime readers of this venture. I’ve never been an organic vegan purist. I don’t believe in the innate goodness of all things “alternative” or the innate badness of all things “mainstream.”

    As “ObamaLover20122” writes at Daily Kos, modern varieties of staple foodstuffs can add nutrients, reduce the need for pesticides, and help alleviate hunger and malnutrition in wide swaths of the world. Anti-GMO campaigns, this blogger insists, are full of conspiracy theory-esque pseudo-science.

    And, as Meagan Hatcher-Mays writes at Jezebel, plants and animals have been selectively bred by humans for just about ever. (Corn/maize was so thoroughly domesticated by the Western Hemisphere’s pre-Euro humans that it can’t even reproduce in the wild.)

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    It doesn’t help that the outfit most closely associated with GMOs is Monsanto, the “radical” left’s current #1 corporate bogeyman (replacing Wal-Mart, which replaced Nike).

    Monsanto was originally a chemical company, involved in everything from plastics and synthetic carpet fibers to the infamous herbicide Agent Orange. In the 1980s it started to make commercial crop seeds that would be especially receptive to its pesticides. Today, agribusiness is its only business.

    It’s pursued this business with a “biotech” business model, something known to anyone who’s followed the doing of local drug-development companies. This model is big on patents and other “intellectual property” as the big assets, the big prizes.

    Many of the boardroom-based brutalities Monsanto’s been (often rightly) accused of stem from this obsession with Profit Through Patent (such as litigating against small farmers who didn’t even deliberately put Monsanto-owned genes into their crops).

    Other Monsanto corporate sins (industrial-waste dumping, f’r instance) are the product of similar them-that’s-got-the-gold-makes-the-rules corporate groupthink.

    In short, Monsanto makes it really easy to hate ’em.

    •

    And that’s just what folks are doing, across the to-the-left-of-Obama end of the political spectrum.

    One part of that crusade has been the dissemination of boycott lists online.

    This documents and “meme graphics” purport to list, without documentation, “Monsanto-owned” food products you shouldn’t buy. Various versions of the lists include dozens and dozens of famous supermarket-shelf names.

    The only thing is, Monsanto owns NO consumer food-product brands.

    None.

    Nada.

    They’re not in that end of the business.

    Many big food processors have probably bought grains and other crops from big agribusiness farms that have bought Monsanto seeds and/or pesticides.

    But there’s no real telling who, or for which products.

    And even the “GMO labeling” bills now going through several state and national legislative bodies won’t make it certain, thanks to the same natural processes whereby the aforementioned small farmers ended up with GMO genes in their crops.

    So go ahead and hate Monsanto for its documented bullying tactics.

    But don’t blindly hate all GMO projects.

    And don’t blindly hate the entire non-PCC food universe.

    RANDOM LINKS FOR 6/2/13
    Jun 2nd, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    joshua trujillo, seattlepi.com

    • There was a remembrance in Cowen Park marking one year since the Cafe Racer tragedy.
    • Unlike some of the “radicals” fighting against low wages at fast-food joints, I actually patronize fast-food joints. And I want the fine people who prepare my meals to be properly compensated for the fine work they do.
    • The FBI investigated the song “Louie Louie” for two whole years, only to find a simple love lyric made unintelligible.
    • Will legal pot in our society lead, invariably, to corporate pot?
    • To Microsoft’s regret, it just can’t get people to say “Let’s Bing it.”
    • Our ol’ pal Gillian Gaar reports the “Welcome to Aberdeen: Come As You Are” sign might come down.
    • Who, besides “out o’ sight, out o’ mind” NIMBYs, benefits from the suburbanization of poverty?
    • A Cheerios commercial features a nice interracial family. The usual dorks and trolls respond as you’d predict.
    • Lawrence Lessig would like a Democratic Party that’s less beholden to corporate funders.
    • Texas: future Democratic stronghold?
    • Some people will miss making fun of Michelle Bachmann. I won’t.
    • The Chicago Sun-Times, once billed as “Chicago’s Picture Newspaper,” is firing all its photographers.
    • No, Ms. magazine, the 10 most important things American women could not do before the 1970s wold probably really include more important things than “read Ms. magazine.”
    • Istanbul was Constantinople. Now it’s a battleground of democracy vs. shady dealmaking.
    • WikiLeaks dude Julian Assange sees today’s Google as an increasingly reactionary gang of government-butt kissers.
    • Let’s close with a haunting look at a run down (but still open!) tourist site, the Flintstones theme park in Arizona.

    messynessychic.com

    IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO, ER, LAST MONTH
    May 28th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    ap via nbc news

    While I’ve been busy doing whatever (looking for a new home, etc.), I missed a few big birthdays here in online-land.

    •

    Tim Berners-Lee opened the first public World Wide Web site on 4/30/93 at the CERN particle-physics lab in Switzerland. For the occasion, that site has been put back up at its original URL.

    Berners-Lee was, and still is, an idealist. In the original CERN site’s documents, he described the WWW as something that could open up information to the masses.

    Instead of “walled garden” online networks such as CompuServe, Prodigy, and the original AOL, the Web would be open to all comers and contributors. Anybody could put anything on, or receive anything from, it.

    This ultimate “disruptive technology,” creator of LOLcat memes and destroyer of newspapers, record labels, and middle-class livelihoods, got its start with the most noble of intentions.

    (Just like many a mad-scientist-movie experiment.)

    •

    By pure coincidence, the first issue of Wired magazine was out that same month.

    From the start, it was intended to be a lot more important than a mere buying guide to PC gear. It was to chronicle tech as the biggest economic, societal, and even ideological movement of our time.

    It posited loudmouth, alpha-male San Franciscan Libertarians as the Voice of the Future. It sneered at governments, residents of “Tired” locales (France, Manhattan, Seattle), and people who dared to think about the well-being of others as backward-thinking parasites.

    In the world according to the early Wired, CEOs were the new rock stars, even the new royalty. No social or environmental issue could be discussed in its pages, unless there was a potential solution that would also enrich (or at least never inconvenience) big business.

    In the end, the bosses and bosses’ lackeys Wired worshipped got most of their way.

    And as cyber-critic Jason Lanier notes, the 99 Percent are still trying to pick up the pieces.

    •

    That same week 10 years later, Apple launched the first version of the iTunes Store.

    The iTunes application had been around since 2001, when Apple bought and revamped a third-party program called SoundJam MP.

    Steve Jobs had identified music (and eventually general media) playback as a technology in which Apple had to lead, for the sake of the company’s survival. Otherwise, Windows-only applications and file formats (remember WinAmp?) would shut out Mac users, threatening Apple’s presence in home environments. By making iTunes, and making a Windows version of it, Jobs and co. stayed in the home-computer game.

    Two years later, Windows Media-only file protection schemes were threatening to put a lock on “legal” (commercial) music downloads. Again, the Mac and its users would be shut out. Apple’s response not only had to be Windows-compatible, it had to dominate the market on both platforms.

    The iTunes Store did that, and more.

    Its stand-alone hardware adjuct, the iPod, quickly dominated the new market of portable digital music machines.

    And along the way, iTunes allegedly “killed the old music industry.”

    (Of course, many of us felt the old music industry had deserved to die, but that’s not the point here.)

    But now, the notion of music downloads seems as archaic as the notion of buying music on little compact discs.

    The big hype these days is for streaming music subscriptions, a field which Apple has yet to enter.

    Yet through all these industry changes, one thing remains constant.

    Most recording artists themselves still get the fiscal shaft.

    RANDOM LINKS FOR 5/16/13
    May 15th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    • Maureen Johnson asks for an end to stereotypical “For Women” book covers. Huff Post readers have added Photoshopped gender-bender cover versions for famous novels.
    • Is Wash. state really the least-cussing, cleanest-speaking place in the nation? And who the stinkin’ heck cares?
    • Cheers to the 400-ish people who showed up and spoke out in favor of preserving transit in King County. For some reason I thought we should have been past this need by now.
    • Rebecca Mead at the New Yorker wrote a bizarre essay sorta based on Amanda Knox’s memoir. Matt Briggs gives it a cut-up pastiche alteration, only slightly less comprehensible than the original. (As for me, my news diet is still like the old Gulf gasoline brand—No-Nox.)
    • The leading producer of Cinemax’s “skinemax” softcore shows was denied a mortgage on “moral reasons.” By one of the top housing-bubble and foreclosure-mania perpetrators. Yeah, like they know anything about morals.…
    • As the female/male ratio in China continues to decline, Chinese women factory workers are gaining more workplace clout.
    • In the grand tradition of the fake postmodernist essay generator, there are now “SEO text generators” that automatically create awful self-help and how-to Web pages, crafted to appear high on Google’s search results. Only the perpetrators of these textbots are completely serious about it. Which makes their output even funnier.
    • Item: Paul Allen just sold a 1953 abstract painting by Barnett Newman for $43.8 million. Comment: Did the buyers think they were getting the original negative to the film The Thin Blue Line?

    wikipedia via king5.com

    RANDOM LINKS FOR 5/14/13
    May 14th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    factmag.com

    • Somebody thought it would be cool to try to laser-etch a phonograph record onto wood. The result sounds a bit like the early, dial-up-connection versions of RealAudio.
    • Item: Indoor pot growing uses lotsa electricity. Comment: You mean stoners aren’t the purest-O-the-pure eco-saints? Next thing, you’ll be saying electric cars and wood stoves aren’t pure-green either.
    • Oh, Those Kids Today! #1: Monica Guzman insists today’s under-30 folks aren’t entitlement-obsessed narcissists, but rather are “people waking up to their own power and not being willing to compromise it.”
    • Oh, Those Kids Today! #2: Young adults are even driving less than prior generations. How un-American can ya get?
    • The Legislature’s special session could see a Dem-controlled State Senate again. Maybe.
    • Seattle teachers who refused to administer standardized tests have achieved a partial victory.
    • Just last week, we bemoaned the idiotic prose and strained “corporate hip” attitude of KOMO’s “young skewing” local website Seattle Pulp. Now the whole site’s dead, without even leaving its old posts alive.
    • Are the Sonics Back Yet? (Day 126): No. But we should have the final, final answer (for this year at least) on Wednesday. Don’t get your hopes back up. But hold on to the love.
    • Meanwhile, the Oklahoma Plunder thought it would just be keen n’ dandy to play tracks by Sonics-purist and Seattle’s-honor-defender Macklemore in their arena. Nope, no way, uh-uh, no siree bub.
    • Might Microsoft buy Barnes & Noble’s Nook ebook hardware operation just to kill it?
    • Amazon’s fledgling in-house book publishing operations might expand to include “literary fiction,” whatever the heck that means anymore.
    • Disappeared local institution we neglected to mention earlier: the Green Lake Baskin-Robbins.
    • Weird crime story of the week: “Woman who killed ex with insecticide-laced JÃ¥germeister pleads guilty.”
    • It’s illegal but it happens anyway: denying employment to people for the sin of being in debt due to being unemployed.
    • Katy Evans at the Tacoma group blog Post Defiance notes how indie live music has become a more complicated, bureaucratic, and problematic biz, especially in towns like hers in the shadow of bigger towns.
    • Seattle Times Shrinkage Watch: The paper’s own reporters have to pay for website subscriptions to their own work. Except they can “opt out” of it if they insist.
    • You remember how the New Orleans Times-Picayune went to only three print issues a week? No more. They’re now putting out newsstand-only editions on the four non-home-delivery days, just like the Detroit papers are.
    • Talking into computers and expecting them to understand you has always been, and apparently will continue to be, little more than a screenwriters’ conceit.
    • Anthony Galluzzo at Salon wants you to stop the hipster-bashing already. He says it’s old, tired, and becoming classist.
    • Jim Tews, who describes himself as “a decent white male comic,” insists that most white guys performing standup are not sexist boors.
    • No, Rolling Stone readers, Nirvana is not the fifth worst band of the ’90s. That would actually be Sugar Ray.
    RANDOM LINKS FOR 5/9/13
    May 9th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    • We’ve got to save Metro Transit from the devastating cuts that have decimated Snohomish and Pierce counties’ transit systems. There’s a public forum about it on Tuesday, 5/14, 3 p.m. at Union Station. (Despite the unfortunate, pseudo-snarky tone of the hereby-linked article at KOMO’s SeattlePulp.com, its message is important.)
    • While upscale NIMBYs fight to keep those dirty non-upscale people out of their “clean” neighborhoods via attacks on “aPodments” (the only affordable, non-subsidized housing being built in town these days), the building of mass-produced “exclusive” luxury apartment towers continues unabated.
    • Seattle Weekly Shrinkage Watch: Restaurant reviewer Hanna Raskin (with whom I appeared last year at a MOHAI/Seattle Public Library “History Cafe” panel) has quit, rather than accept a lower-paying job as a “food and drink editor.” Back in the Weekly’s heyday, restaurant reviews were more prominent than any other “culture” category, accounting for almost a quarter of the paper’s cover stories. Now, they might or might not be part of the paper at all. (The Weekly’s also fired its music editor Chris Kornelis.)
    • Meanwhile, the Weekly’s onetime sister paper the Village Voice is down to 20 editorial staffers. Its two top editors received orders from on top to cut five of those positions. Instead, they quit.
    • Amitai Etzioni at the Atlantic claims “the liberal narrative,” which he defines as support for big-government paternalism, “is broken.” No, it isn’t. It’s government itself that’s broken, and only the “liberal narrative” has the means to fix it.
    • Jeanne Cooper, 1919-2013: The dowager “Duchess” of The Young and the Restless had played the same role for just short of 40 years. Before that she’d been in countless westerns and dramas (The Twilight Zone, Perry Mason, etc. etc.). Her three kids include L.A. Law/Psych star Corbin Bernsen.
    • In not-at-all-surprising news, YouTube will add paid-subscription channels.
    • Let’s close on a happy note (on the 80th anniversary of Hedy Lamarr’s breakthrough film Ecstasy) with Hysterical Literature, a video project by photographer Clayton Cubitt. In each segment a woman reads from a favorite book while, out of camera range, a second woman gives her a Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator treatment. (NSFWhatever.)

    via criminalwisdom.com

    BOOK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD?
    May 8th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    via wikipedia

    Pay close attention to the above image.

    It indirectly has to do with a topic that’s been going around here of late, including on this site.

    The premise: Seattle has become the new nexus of the book industry.

    Amazon now firmly pulls the strings of both print and e-book sales, at least in the realm of “trade books.”

    Costco and Starbucks also hold huge influence over what the nation reads.

    Nancy Pearl’s NPR book recommendations hold huge sway.

    And we buy lots of books for local consumption, giving Seattle readers an outsized role in making bestsellers and cult classics.

    See anything missing in the above?

    How about actual “publishing” and “editing”?

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    Now to explain our little graphic.

    Cincinnati companies once had an outsize influence in the TV production business.

    Procter & Gamble owned six daytime soaps, which in turn owned weekday afternoons on the old “big three” networks.

    Taft (later Great American) Broadcasting owned Hanna-Barbera, which in turn owned Saturday mornings on the networks.

    But if you think of TV content actually shot in Cincinnati, you’ll probably remember only the credits to the L.A.-made WKRP In Cincinnati.

    And maybe a similar title sequence on P&G’s N.Y.-made The Edge of Night.

    We’re talking about one of America’s great “crossroads” places. A town literally on the border between the Rust Belt and the South, in a Presidential-election “swing state,” often overshadowed by cross-state rival Cleveland. A place with innumerable potential stories to tell.

    But few of these potential stories have made either the small or big screens.

    The last series set in Cincinnati was the short-lived Kathy Bates drama Harry’s Law.

    The only TV fare made in Cincinnati has been a couple of obscure reality shows.

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    The lesson of the above: prominence in the business side of media content isn’t the same as prominence in the making of media content.

    What of the latter, bookwise, is in Seattle?

    Fantagraphics has tremendous market share and creative leadership in graphic novels and in comic-strip compilation volumes.

    Amazon’s own nascent publishing ventures have, so far, aroused more media attention than sales.

    Becker & Mayer packages and edits coffee-table tomes for other publishers, and now also provides books and “other paper-based entertainment… direct to retailers.”

    The relative upstart Jaded Ibis Productions combines literature, art, and music in multimedia products for the digital era.

    We’ve also got our share of university presses, “regional” presses, and mom-n’-pop presses.

    Still, the UW’s English Department site admits that…

    Seattle is not exactly a publishing hub… so job openings are very limited and most local presses are small and specialized.… In any location, those seeking jobs in editing and publishing far exceed the number of jobs available; competition is very vigorous.

    And these are the sorts of jobs people relocate to get, or even to try to get.

    •

    Of course, Seattle also has many writers and cartoonists of greater and lesser renown. But that’s a topic for another day.

    RANDOM LINKS FOR 4/30/13
    Apr 30th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    tom banse via kplu

    networkawesome.com

    ARE THE SONICS BACK YET? (DAY 111)
    Apr 29th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    upwardspiral.blogs.com

    No.

    And from the looks of it, it’s one big no for next season and the indefinite future.

    Yep, NBA commissioner David Stern played all of us for fools.

    Again.

    We had been what Los Angeles has been to the NFL brass, nothing but a bargaining ploy.

    Drat.

    And double drat.

    RANDOM LINKS FOR 4/18/13
    Apr 18th, 2013 by Clark Humphrey

    seattle dept. of transportation

    • King Street Station, one of Seattle’s two historic railway passenger terminals (and the one still in use by Amtrak) has looked so drab and awful for so long. In the pre-Amtrak desperate last years of private passenger rail, the Great Northern had “modernized” the main lobby with an acoustic-tile drop ceiling and other ill-informed touches. Now, after a half-decade of planning and reconstruction, the city and private partners have finally restored the room to its full grandeur. You can read all about it here. There’s a grand opening on Wed. 4/24, 11 a.m.
    • In other grand-opening news, the “Old School Pinups” photo studio has one this Fri. 4/19, 5 p.m.-on, at 1922 Post Alley.
    • Something I’ve learned first hand lately: Seattle’s current boom (glut?) of apartment construction hasn’t led to lower rents, but to ever-higher rents.
    • In addition to the dilemmas of cabs. vs. “for hire” vehicles and Zipcar vs. Car2Go, now a new alternative appears in town. It’s semi-pro “ride sharing.”
    • No, Seattle Times guest commenter Grace Gedye, online sexist trolls existed long before Facebook. But can the rising force of “Geek Girls” conquer and defeat ’em once n’ for all?
    • Another classic bowling alley bites the dust. It’s Robin Hood Lanes, in Edmonds since 1960.
    • Are the Sonics Back Yet (Day 100)?: No. And we were supposed to have found out this weekend whether they’re coming back, at the NBA team owners’ annual hobnob session. But that vote’s been indefinitely delayed.
    • We do know that any neo-Sonics would have to negotiate cable-TV carriage of their games with the Mariners, who just bought a controlling interest in Root Sports Northwest.
    • The Oregon Ducks, aka “Nike U.,” have been slapped with NCAA penalties for football recruiting violations.
    • Some Net-pundits are crowing about the simple but apparently devastating “spreadsheet error” at the heart of a 2010 think-tank study promoting “austerity economics” to attack government debt. If not for the faulty math, the study’s critics claim, the study’s claims would be seen as the nonsense they are. Yeah, but facts have seldom gotten in the way of “shock doctrine” partisans, before or since.
    • Eco-Scare of the Week (non-fertilizer edition): Even before rising sea levels submerge many small Pacific islands, they’ll fatally disrupt those places’ fresh-water tables, making them uninhabitable.
    • Scott Miller, R.I.P.: The Loud Family/Game Theory musician was a leading light in the ’80s power pop revival, as well as a top scholar/historian about the pop/rock sphere. For a limited time, his heirs are making six of his out-of-print albums available as free downloads.
    • Blogger Nadine Friedman hates, hates, hates the latest Dove “real beauty” ad campaign. She claims it actually reinforces the standard corporate standards of female ideals.
    • Aaron Steven Miller at Medium.com wants book publishers to take the lead in tech-ifying and social-media-ifying their operations, before Amazon completely crushes them. Of course, that would require book publishers to cease being, as Miller puts it…

    …historically the stingiest, most fiscally conservative, most technologically resistant and investment-averse people ever, with the highest percentage of luddites per capita.

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    • Jonathan Winters, 1925-2013: The groundbreaking comic actor was a made-it-look-easy genius at everything from improv to scripted character roles, from pathos-touched bits to pure zaniness. And his first and last film credits are both in cartoons.
    • BuzzFeed lists 35 “Truths About Seattle.” Not all of them actually are true. Not everyone, for instance, works at Microsoft.
    • If we really are witnessing the “Death of the PC,” it’s neither Microsoft’s nor Apple’s fault. It’s just that with so much PC use and even functionality centered on Web-based stuff, home users have fewer reasons to upgrade their hardware. (OK, maybe Windows 8 isn’t helping.)
    • Seattle will have two teams this summer in the Women’s Premier Soccer League, which claims to be the “largest women’s league in the world” based on the number of teams (70, coast-to-coast). It will also field teams this season in Issaquah, Spokane, Eugene, and something called “Oregon Rush.” (The league’s more exclusive “Elite” division will also have a Seattle team this year, name to be announced.)
    • Those forever out-of-order escalators in the Seattle Transit Tunnel have logged their first fatality.
    • Bruch Nourish at the Seattle Transit Blog has an idea for improved transit across the Ship Canal: make the Fremont Bridge for transit (and bikes and walkers) only.
    • Seattle and New York are vying to be the capital of “Big Data.” I’m still not clear just what “Big Data” is.
    • Sports blogger Chuck Culpepper has a lovely remembrance of the late local college basketball coach Frosty Westering.
    • Would anybody want to go to a hospital where nurses have to take unpaid overtime and no breaks?
    • A British author claims “news is bad for you, and giving up reading it will make you happier.” I know this becuase I read it on a newspaper’s site.
    • Reader’s Digest in bankruptcy: But does it still pay to increase your word power?
    • Candy doesn’t make you fat. Or so a major candy-industry PR campaign would have you believe.
    • The scandal isn’t that Mitch McConnell was caught talking like a scumbag. The problem is that McConnell is a scumbag.
    • Having apparently grown tired of waging the War on Women, the Rabid Right is now waging a full-on War on Sex.
    • Porn industry revenues have fallen by almost two thirds in the past eight years. The usual suspect: free online content. A less usual suspect: could audiences finally be tiring of formulaic, loveless mating exhibitions?
    • Besides books (yes, really), the other legacy-media segment that’s best survived the digital-age “disruption” (a term I’ve already said I hate) is cable TV programming. But with more and more “cord cutters” among the populace, can the cable channels’ owners still demand their lucrative “bundling” deals with service providers?
    • America’s most implausible entertainment export these days might be the popularity of subtitled Jon Stewart clips in China.
    • Let’s close today with a guy who’s painstakingly made miniature models of iconic TV show settings.

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