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I STILL HAVEN'T…
Feb 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…publicly endorsed any candidates in Election Ought-Eight. (I’d briefly, privately, been an Edwards guy.) But here’s a local, unofficial pro-Obama music video shot at the Columbia City Theater, with gospel singer Pat Wright and Pearl Jam member Matt Cameron among its participants.

TOM SCANLON'S GOT…
Jan 31st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…a handy guided-tour-in-print to some of Seattle’s most beloved former rock clubs.

TODAY'S SAD NEWS…
Jan 29th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…arrives with the belated announcement of Gruntruck/Skin Yard frontman Ben McMillan’s demise, following an eight-year bout with advanced diabetes. McMillan was a hard-drivin’, hard-playin’, hard-livin’ hard rocker who never got his due piece of the Seattle Music Scene hype.

DAMN!
Jan 26th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

Can’t anybody stage a hiphop club night without somebody firing guns outside?

AS THE CITY…
Jan 26th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…anxiously awaits the long-threatened but still nonexistent Snowstorm ’08, here’s what else has been going on:

  • That plan to restore the boarded-up, aluminum-clad windows at the King County Courthouse? Not gonna happen.
  • That plan to channel state money for a Husky Stadium remodel? Not dead yet.
  • Seattle’s finally getting a new strip club; sure enough, it’s situated right alongside the unofficially-named South Lake Union Trolley.
  • The many human services groups based at First United Methodist Church are packin’ up and movin’ out. The last church service at the classic sanctuary: Easter, 3/23. That building’s being saved for commercial use, but the ’50s-era annex building’s going away.
  • There’s good news for music lovers: Capitol Music, the city’s top vendor of orchestral instruments and sheet music for more than 90 years, has reopened in Roosevelt, a year after development consumed its last downtown location.
  • Caucus or primary? Wash. state’s got both.
ON THIS SNOW-TINGED TUESDAY:
Jan 15th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

AS SOON AS I SAW…
Jan 13th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…a fountain of snowflakes descend upon the frozen tundra of Green Bay, I knew the gods would be with the other team, not with ours.

In other Sunday nooze:

WITH A HEAVY HEART,…
Jan 7th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…we must say goodbye to one of the legends of “outsider” music, risque cabaret singer-songwriter Ruth Wallis. The creator of “Davy’s Dinghy,” “Drill ‘Em All,” and “A Pizza Every Night” had finally been (re) discovered in recent years with an off-Broadway revue of her compositions, Boobs! The Musical.

CONFUSED MINDS WANT TO KNOW
Jan 1st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

Why doesn’t the Music Choice cable channel called “Musica Urbana” have any bands from downstate Illinois?

YOU'RE ALL SHOWING,…
Dec 21st, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…I hope, this evening (Friday), 6:30-8:30 p.m., for the fantabulous next book event starring yr. loyal web-author. It’s at Not A Number, an artistic and subversive gift and card shop on N. 45th in wondrous Wallingford.

IN OTHER, LESSER FRIDAY NOOZE:

IN THURSDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 20th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • There’s finally enough funding to fully restore/rebuild the landmark Hat n’ Boots gas-station building in Georgetown. Yay!
  • City officials now insist forcibly destroying homeless people’s camps is good for them.
  • The bus tunnel was closed all day Wednesday and will remain closed Thursday. The culprit: The new computer system Metro installed to control all the tunnel’s systems. It’s not running MS Vista, is it?
  • Is it really so bad for Port of Seattle cops to make a homemade music video showing off their anti-speeding radar guns? If it was made on public time with publicly funded equipment, maybe so.
  • Nothing new on the “save the Crocodile” front.
  • We DO know that the Comet has a new owner. We just don’t know who. (Let’s hope the new mgmt. hires less-unnecessarily-violent bouncers.)
  • The Seattle School District wants to efficiently site a high school and middle school at the same location. Just think of all the ways the “tweens” could learn from the older kids: “You call that a beer bong? Let me show you how it’s really done.”
MY OL' COLLEAGUE…
Dec 18th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…and occasional rock star Sean Nelson’s got a handy guide to the worst movie endings ever.

IN TUESDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 18th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • As the Crocodile’s sudden closing gets its much-worthy big splash coverage, the Seattle City Council finally passed tougher new nightclub noise laws, for which the Belltown condo crowd had particularly lobbied. Any Croc buyer might have to put some dough into extra soundproofing.
  • Gov. Gregoire and Legislative leaders are proposing a big affordable-housing push, packaged in with a bill for flood relief.
  • Seattle to White Center: “Maybe I still like you after all.”
  • Madrona Creek has been “daylighted” after a decade-long volunteer effort to get the stream out from underground pipes.
  • Meanwhile, King County’s trying a different kind of answer to recurring floods—don’t fight ’em, at least in yet-to-be-developed areas.
  • Those state ferries that got abruptly retired, after having been used years past their pull date? The state had been selling “depreciation rights” to the boats, one of those weird derivative investment schemes that have been going around lately. The state may have to pay off the investors, to the tune of $2.73 million.
  • Some Beacon Hill kids apparently think it’s fun to set elaborate traps in the road, with hidden spikes that cause instant flat tires.
  • The Olympia Oyster House: It’s not a drive-thru restaurant. Someone apparently didn’t know this.
YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN…
Dec 17th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey


…this totally fictional (for now) ad would show up. (I found it at Seattlest; it’s been poppin’ up all over the local blog-O-sphere.)

As far as reality, there’s little more to report Croc-wise. The joint’s still closed. Stephanie Dorgan, its owner these past 16 years, isn’t talking to the media. At least one potential new ownership group has apparently shown up, but a lot of behind-the-scenes haggling would need to be done. Shows had been booked at the Croc into January (some touring gigs had been booked into next April); new venues or cancellations will be announced one show at a time.

I’m trying to figure what to say about the beloved, loud, crowded Croc, it of the tasty bar grub and the long lines, the way past-their-pull-date ceiling hangings and the exterior windows still (partly) commemorating the place’s 10th anniversary in 2001. The opening party for Loser took place there in 1995; I took care to place hand-scrawled signs at the door, warning that it wasn’t a secret Pearl Jam show.

I fell in love several times in that building, and out of love at least once. Darn, I hope someone figures out how to revive the place.

IN MONDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 17th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

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