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TOWARD A PURPLE-ER AMERICA
Apr 27th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

Washington Post commentator David Von Drehle claims the country’s “red states”/”blue states” split is a deliberate long-term strategy promoted by both politcal parties’ strategic teams.

As he puts it, both parties want to win national elections, but not by much. They’d rather each have their own dominant states and counties, in which each party could engage in safe monopoly politics, and which would add up to an even split in Congress and the Electoral College.

The whole thing, if you buy Von Drehle’s assessment, reeks of some of our age’s most pervasive business trends—consolidation, centralization, and the relentless shout of branding.

As Tom Frank pointed out in the April Harper’s, the Great Plains states have withered economically under Republican policies, yet they’re among the most solid Republican-voting ares in the whole country. Frank claims it’s all because the Republicans have successfully sold their “brand image” as the only politicians who care about the heartland, even as their actual policies contradict the sloganeering.

And, of course, you all already know the nasty things left-wingers say against right-wingers and people who live in right-wing-controlled areas.

I’m not a Democratic strategist, thank the Goddess, so I can say a big fat “Nuts!” to all that.

I say we work beyond the artificial rhythms of election cycles, beyond the lesser-O’-two-evils line. I say we bring progressive ideas and policies back to the land. Let’s bring back the good ol’ days of prairie populism. Move beyond the comfortable “base” of your own subculture. Set a figurative table big enough for the carnivores and the vegans alike.

The right’s only natural constituencies are the billionaires, the CEOs, the plutocrats, and the authoritarians. Everybody else belongs in our camp; and it’s about time we welcomed ’em all in.

DAVE CULLEN AT SLATE THINKS HE'S FIGURED OUT…
Apr 23rd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…what the Columbine killers were really like. One, supposedly, was a depressive; the other was a psychopath who believed himself superior to just about everybody. Together, they had no specific targets. They just wanted the imagined power and glory of killing as many people as they could.

BACK AT THE TIME…
Apr 22nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…of Bush’s appointment to the Presidency, Todd Gitlin equated his rise with a “renaissance of anti-intellectualism.”

WAITING FOR THE POP
Apr 12th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

AS WE ALL WAIT for the housing-price bubble to go “Pop!,” citizens and families that have already over-invested in homes and condos, or who hope to sell same at currently inflated prices, await the loss of their lifetime material dreams; while renters, and homeowners saddled with property taxes based on inflated resale prices, hope to breathe easier; and local governments and school boards in many parts of the country, who’ve become dependent upon inflated property taxes based upon inflated home prices, wait to see their own fiscal situations go from bad to disastrous.

SOMEONE CALLING HIMSELF "DR. DAVE"…
Apr 8th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…wants to tell you precisely how to argue with conservatives.

"WHY EUROPEANS…
Mar 31st, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…are getting taller, and Americans aren’t.”

TEEN POWER (NAPS)
Mar 25th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

HERE’S A STORY about teenagers sleeping together (really, just sleeping!) that’ll calm anybody. They’re fighting for the right to relax, dammit! They want their ‘power naps,’ and they want them now!

WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Mar 22nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

JAMES GLEICK ponders the shifting meanings of identity in the brave new world of global “namespace.”

AGIT-POP
Mar 16th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

OUR PAL TOM FRANK lucidly ponders the hypocrisies of “anti-elitist” conservatives proclaiming their allegiance to We The People, then, once elected, turning everything they can over to the zillionaires.

POOR, FAT
Mar 16th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

A BRITISH SOCIAL-RESEARCH GROUP details the often-ignored links among poverty and obesity.

ANGUISH LANGUISH
Mar 10th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

WE’VE COMPLAINED ENOUGH here about misspelled words (and even created a few of our own). Now here’s a list of the “100 Most Often Mispronounced Words.” Yes, “libary” and “nucular” are on the list.

SISTERHOOD IS CHEAP?
Mar 9th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

CAITLIN FLANAGAN takes a lot of verbiage to ask upper-middle-class feminists to do their part for womankind by paying decent wages to their own kids’ nannies.

AWFUL THINGS UPDATE
Feb 24th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

A couple months ago, I wrote about a local young woman who posted an autobiographical date-rape story on a party-planning website. She’s now written us with more details:

hello friend,

i read the article you wrote about me, someone emailed me telling me about it.

my research shows that its only an online newspaper? also the information you have on me is incorrect because i no longer have the jlayforyou2 webpage but i do have my other webpages. the webpage about kenny from watts hotel is here:

http://www.webspawner.com/users/iloveyoukenny/index.html

here are all my webpages with all my pictures on them:

this webpage here has some recent photos and photos of me when i was in my teens.

http://sites.theplunge.com/lmfao

this webpage here has photos of me when i was a child and pictures of my family.

http://sites.theplunge.com/funship

this webpage here has all my most recent pictures

http://sites.theplunge.com/houseparty

this is my yahoo profile

http://profiles.yahoo.com/jlayforyou2

i was once on www.awfulthings.com as well they had me listed there. if people were smart they would start getting my information right. otherwise dont list me at all, is the way i see it.  i have been writing for the last 6 years, i dont work, i spend all my time writing or chatting online. i also have a webcam. i have a new cell phone also. i get money through the state along with foodstamps and medical and i do what i like to do which is focus on my writing and on my art and on the talents of wich i enjoy.

i do not make plans i go as i will as i fall into my own death. i wish that just for one second that kenny would read what i have written, is it something that may be forbidden? is what i write long to be ripped up and thrown into the next thing my eyes see, if i was not alone and with someone to make me mine in thier home? sitting in the windows at night to sleep all day to watch my whole life drownd itself deep in the waters of my own hands drifting into the pencil the spirit forces eyes glancing i hope i am never to misunderstanding.

jacqueline marie zierman

IS IT LOVE,…
Feb 16th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

… or just another chemical addiction?

WANNA FIGURE OUT the Bush foreign policy?
Feb 11th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

Slavoj Zizek suggests you read Freud.

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