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IN WEDNESDAY'S NOOZE
Jan 9th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

(Other than the NH primary, in which candidates won who hadn’t won in Iowa, leaving everything still pretty much wide open):

REVUE OF REVIEWS
Jan 8th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

Jim Demetre has a response to Charles Mudede’s review of Seattle’s Belltown.

IN THE FIRST NON-SLOW NOOZE DAY OF THE YEAR
Jan 8th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

  • The easy half of the equation has been solved, as Clay Bennett agrees to sell the Storm to owners who’ll keep the WNBA team here. The hard part, wresting the Sonics from his reverse-Midas-touch hands, now begins in earnest.
  • Meanwhile, the guy who got us into this mess in the first place by selling the teams to Bennett is making new moves at his day job. Starbucks chairman Howard Schultz has fired his CEO, retaking the reins himself. Can he return the coffee chain to its former fast-growin’ ways, in spite of all the obstacles? (Among the latter: espresso drinks coming to McDonald’s.)
  • Some folks got pretty snow this morning; the heart of Seattle, again, didn’t. Damn.
  • The Port of Seattle’s fiscal shenanigans will be investigated by the Feds.
  • House prices finally begin to go down in the area. (Insert your own “going down” joke here.) Still, local biz leaders insist it’s not that drastic really. Meanwhile, developers who’d planned to condo-convert Seattle’s historic Smith Tower are scaling back their plans; now only the top 12 stories will be converted.
  • My second-ever adult job (such as it was), the student newspaper Polaris at North Seattle Community College, is a goner.
  • Blacks are more likely than whites to get busted for having or smoking pot, even though that’s now the city’s official lowest law enforcement priority.
  • In more positive law-related news, “serious crime” (as the FBI defines it) is way down in western Washington’s cities these days. That, alone, won’t stop the media from exploiting the occasional random shooting, or stop the talk-radio nebbishes from preaching the city=danger, suburbs=serenity meme.
  • An election year’s underway. You can tell because a politician, in this case Gov. Gregoire, is trying to generate headlines on the get-tougher-on-drunk-drivers line, the encroaching-surveillance-state issue on which no one dares to disagree.
  • Woodland Park Zoo tries again to make its own cute li’l baby elephant.
  • The men’s fashion headline of the year is “Return to Elegance.” Just as it’s been every year since at least 1978.
  • 12,000 people in Idaho lost electricity due to a stray cat wandering through a substation. Brian Setzer remains at large.
  • Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert returned to their cablecasts, just in time to give writerless jokes about the New Hampshire primary.
IN MONDAY'S NOOZE
Jan 7th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

WITH A HEAVY HEART,…
Jan 7th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…we must say goodbye to one of the legends of “outsider” music, risque cabaret singer-songwriter Ruth Wallis. The creator of “Davy’s Dinghy,” “Drill ‘Em All,” and “A Pizza Every Night” had finally been (re) discovered in recent years with an off-Broadway revue of her compositions, Boobs! The Musical.

EVERYTHING'S GREAT IN TWENTY-OUGHT-EIGHT!
Jan 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

As always, this, the most accurate In/Out list published anywhere, compiles what will become hot and less-hot in the upcoming year, not necessarily what’s hot and less-hot at this current point in time. If you believe everything that’s hot now will just keep getting hotter in the future, we’ve got some subprime mortgage hedge funds to sell you.


INSVILLE

OUTSKI

Aqua Dots

Meth


Judgment

Blind faith

Micro-cars

Mega-churches

Movies based on musicals


Musicals based on movies

Quiet intelligence

Loud stupidity

Living wages


Mega Millions

Building affordable housing

Saving the mortgage industry

Interdependence

Co-dependence

Blood Orange


Iris Blue

John C. Reilly

Dane Cook

Saving the Crocodile

Saving the Fun Forest (alas)

Public sex

Private armies

The Week

Wired

Keith Olbermann

Lou Dobbs


Erin Brown

Keira Knightley

Paula Deen

Rachael Ray

Dr. Oz

Judge Judy


iPhone (still)

Amazon Kindle

Strong women

Train-wreck divas

Carbon footprints

Airport fingerprints

DiSo

MySpace

News

Fake news

“Mumblecore”


“Threequels”

Recycling electronics

Separating food waste

Lust

Luxury

Loonies


Greenbacks

Uglies

High School Musical

Wii

Zune

Hoarding regular light bulbs

Collecting Presidential dollars

Abigail Breslin

Miley Cyrus

Smart car (at last)

Dumb politicians


Leopard

Vista

Band of Horses

MercyMe

Sara Gruen

James Patterson

Viral video

Bird flu


Blu-ray

HD-DVD


Vancouver Olympics

Beijing Olympics


Buenos Aires

Havana


Talking Rain

Vitamin Water


Honeybee Hop

Dance Dance Revolution


Real life

Second Life


Quebec City

Oklahoma City
IT'S OFFICIAL, ALAS
Jan 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

M. Coy Books is indeed shuttering, after 18 years on Pine Street. The last non-chain, general-topics bookstore in the downtown retail district has indeed lost its lease, and the two Michaels who run it have decided the business is too marginal to relocate. The Michaels have always supported my work, even when I was reduced to self-publishing.

THE VIRGINIA INN’S current incarnation closes Jan. 13. It will reopen in an expanded “double wide” format, including a full kitchen, in March.

AND CRANIUM, the local board-game enterprise that got big with a deal to sell games at Starbucks, is selling out to toy mega-monster Hasbro. The latter’s brands include Monopoly, Scrabble, Candy Land, and the locally-invented Magic: The Gathering.

IN SATURDAY'S NOOZE
Jan 5th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

MORE AWFUL NEWS,…
Jan 4th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…disappearing city-wise: Ballard’s Sunset Bowl, the last remaining bowling center north of the Ship Canal and one of Seattle’s last 24-hour eateries, has lost its real estate and is closing, probably by April.

And things aren’t looking that rosy for the lease of my fave new-book store, M Coy (the last non-chain general-book outlet in the downtown retail core). Details to follow.

I'M NOT AN NPR PERSON…
Jan 4th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…as you may know. But I like sometime NPR contributor John Hockenberry’s account of how he never quite fit in at Dateline NBC. He alleges the show’s producers (1) wanted only stories with an “emotional center,” but only if those emotions were the ones the producers wanted to exploit, (2) didn’t get that the Internet age was irreversably fragmenting the former mass audience, and (3) were too caught up in corporate-culture nonsense that actively discouraged creative thinking.

IN FRIDAY'S NOOZE
Jan 4th, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

ONE MORE REASON…
Jan 3rd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…to love one of my alma mamas: Oregon State U. researchers have found beer can fight cancer!

IN THURSDAY'S NOOZE
Jan 3rd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

  • Letterman, and his writers, staged a gala comeback Wednesday night. Could this be the turning point in the election?
  • Seattle’s Landmarks Preservation Board agrees with us that the Ballard Denny’s building is potentially worth keeping. Meanwhile, Robert Jamieson quotes the manager of Seattle’s last extant Denny’s as being mad as hell about Saturday night ruffians. And he’s not even on upper First Avenue.
  • What with shrinking ice caps and endangered polar bears, what do the Bushies want for Alaska? More offshore oil drilling!
  • Child Protective Services could use a lot more social workers. Gov. Gregoire wants to help, at least a little.
  • Could Wash. state voters really have a pivotal role in the Presidential nominating process this time ’round?
  • A coyote was seen in the general vicinity of Magnolia Bluff. Insert your own joke here.
  • Tim Eyman hates transit, loves roads.
FOR THE FIRST TIME…
Jan 3rd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

…in I don’t know how long, my work is the subject of serious criticism. My erstwhile Stranger colleague Charles Mudede has written a nuanced, lucid review of Seattle’s Belltown.

Essentially, Mudede seems to like the book for what it is, but wishes it had more. That, I’ve learned, is a common response to Arcadia Publishing’s slim photo-history tomes. Arcadia’s formula of many pictures and few words has proven very commercially successful, here and around the country. But many aspects of any place’s story will necessarily get left out by this broad-strokes approach. Some readers would like more oral-history material. Some would like more human-interest anecdotes. Some would like longer passages about specific people and places of interest to them.

Mudede specifically wishes Seattle’s Belltown included more emotional, human history. He’d have liked more of “a sense of horror or sadness or wonder at the great and rapid sequence of events that shaped Belltown.”

And he’d like the book to have a stronger sense of advocacy. After all, he notes, the neighborhood’s an “explosive battleground of competing land use and architectural ideas, of private and cultural capital, and a variety of class issues. Even in a book as small as this, one wants the writer to take a stronger position on these pressing matters, presenting not only conclusions but also solutions.”

These are all good things to yearn for, and not just in books.

It’s a level of discourse beyond Arcadia’s format. (They are trying to move units through Costco and Walgreen’s.)

But it’s certainly something I can work harder at in my other forums, including the Belltown Messenger and this site.

Have I got answers to the ongoing disappearance of living-wage jobs, affordable housing, artist spaces, and the Crocodile? No, at least not any good ones, at least not tonight.

But let’s keep talking about it.

IN WEDNESDAY'S BACK-TO-NORMAL NOOZE
Jan 2nd, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

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