»
S
I
D
E
B
A
R
«
YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 90
Dec 11th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey


The Moore Theatre threw a delightfully casual centennial party Monday evening. It was a textbook lesson in how to mount a fun, populist gala. It hewed to the spirit of the Moore’s original purpose as a vaudeville palace.


The above view is from the now seldom-used top balcony. Originally, this was the only part where black patrons could sit; it was accessed from a separate side entrance.


Theater personnel gave informal tours of backstage areas. Buskers performed outside and throughout the lobbies. Free drinkies and snackies abounded. Original posters and playbills hung everywhere.


Civilians were invited to consume wine and popcorn on stage, while one act after another appeared: Operetta, tap dancing, trapeze, burlesque, modern dance, standup comedy, folk music, soul music.


The night started with an old-time theater organist. It closed with a pick-up rock band, including guitarist Kurt Bloch and singer Kim Virant.


Would that all theatrical parties were this much fun. (Hint hint, Seattle Repertory Organization.)

IN TUESDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 11th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • In the absence of even an unorganized “save the Fun Forest” campaign, the beloved old fashioned amusement park in Seattle Center will close in 2009.
  • Washington Mutual Bank, whose national fortunes have risen and fell with the housing bubble, is laying off over 3,000 workers.
  • Some 380 gallons of diesel fuel spilled from a factory-trawler boat at the Port of Tacoma.
  • The current ETA on fully restoring car-ferry service to Pt. Townsend? Perhaps a year.
  • Barack Obama’s coming to Seattle tonight (Tuesday). The campaign event, at the Showbox Sodo (formerly Premiere, formerly Fenix) costs $100.
  • UW athletic director Scott Turner is this year’s sacrificial lamb for football mediocrity.
IN MONDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 10th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • The British Columbia pig farmer who’s been charged in Canada’s worst-ever serial killing case has been found guilty in six cases of slain Vancouver prostitutes. He still faces charges in some 20 other deaths.
  • More folks are pondering whether logging and suburban sprawl played a part in letting last week’s floods get as bad as they got.
  • FEMA’s coming to flood-ridden southwest Washington. Is this a good thing?
  • In the yeah-duh dept., those 80-year-old ferry boats turn out to be in really bad shape.
  • A Westport man who’d been cast as the killer in a local dinner-theater mystery play may have committed the real thing.
THE ORIGINAL TRAIN-WRECK FEMALE CELEBRITY,…
Dec 9th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…a certain ex-Seattleite you know, is living the not-so-high life in London, eating a macrobiotic diet (but still smoking Marlboros), hiring Orlando Bloom’s Buddhist chanting instructor, and hanging out with the Stings.

THANKS TO ALL…
Dec 7th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…who attended our intimate soiree and book signing Thursday evening at M. Coy Books, celebrating the release of Seattle’s Belltown. I even got to meet longtime local arts patron Polly Friedlander.

IN FRIDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 7th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

THE MAILBAG
Dec 7th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

(Via Steve Mandich):

“Nice update on the Mercer Arena from Wednesday’s Nooze, though according to Jeff Obermeyer’s cool Arcadia book Hockey in Seattle, the Mets actually played at the Ice Arena at Fifth and University from 1915 to 1924. The Mercer Arena (nee Civic Arena) didn’t open ’til 1927. Here’s more from Obermeyer’s site.”

IN THURSDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 6th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • The LGBT Community Center, which just got its own Capitol Hill building a couple years back, is now in fiscal trouble. It may close by month’s end. Does cultural acceptance of other sexual preferences necessarily lead to assimilation, and in turn to the death of niche-subculture institutions?
  • Is Paul Allen getting a “sweetheart deal” from the City in regards to his South Lake Union development projects? Many have rumored such allegations, and now City Councilmember Peter Steinbrueck is vocalizing ’em.
  • No, Snohomish cops, UW profs taking industrial-art photographs are not terrotists.
  • Microsoft’s shut down a holiday greetings Web page that featured a sometimes foul-mouthed Santa.
  • In decades past, private, for-profit lending libraries offered books for rent, sometimes in genres or to audience niches public libraries wouldn’t or couldn’t fully serve. Now, some web entrepreneurs want to bring back the concept, in the form of “a Netflix for books.”
  • And, yep, there’s still lotsa flood damage and closed roads and highways throughout Western Washington.
ROBERT BLEVINS OFFERS…
Dec 5th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…another blame target for the Floods of ’07: excessive logging.

IN WEDNESDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 5th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • As the floodwaters from Rainstorm 2007 still linger, the blame game commences. Was the state laggardly in building Chehalis River flood control systems after allocating money to do so? Does Seattle have an insufficient drainage infrastructure? And, of course, does climate change/global warming have anything to do with all this unseasonably warm rain coming here via the “pineapple express?”
  • Jones Soda’s CEO, whose surname (naturally) is Van Stolk, will leave the company at the end of the month. Jones’s massive growth in recent years has come with allegations of financial irregularities at the Seattle-based “boutique soda” marketer.
  • Seattle was named #6 on a Brookings Institution list of America’s “most walkable cities.” Portland was #5. Washington DC (Brookings’ home town) made the top spot.
  • Seattle Center’s future fate is still undecided, but one legacy building has a new, at least temporary, use. Seattle Opera will stick some staff members and scene storage into Mercer Arena, the former Seattle Ice Arena (home of the 1917 Stanley Cup champions!). The structure, which has also housed rock concerts, the old Seattle Reign women’s basketball team, and many other events, has been idle the past four years.
  • The Lake Union streetcar finally has an official opening day. It opens for pubilc rides on Wednesday, Dec. 12. Yes, the clever folks who promoted the unofficial nickname of South Lake Union Trolley, or “SLUT,” promise to be on hand, proudly sporting “Ride the SLUT” T-shirts.
  • Amateur film-based photography’s rapid decline hits home. PhotoWorks, formerly Seattle FilmWorks, is selling itself to American Greetings Corp. Seattle FilmWorks was originally a piece of American Passage Marketing, which posted gazillions of ad posters on college campus bulletin boards hawking everything from magazine subscriptions to term paper “research guides.” It originally bought Kodak 35mm movie film, repackaged it for still cameras, and sold it by mail in film-and-processing joint deals.
HIGH AND REASONABLY DRY
Dec 4th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

Yr. online correspondent was sheltered from Rainstorm 2007 Monday, mostly. I was called back to King County Elections, to tabulate recount votes on a single obscure race for a suburban public-hospital commission.

Of course, I had to get from my place to the bus, and from the bus to the Temporary Elections Annex on Boeing Field property. As I stood and strode amid the heavy precip and the solid gray skies, I though to myself that this was the sort of day that separated us true Nor’Westers from the SoCal weather wimps.

There was one TV in the coat-check room, emanating continuing reports of nature’s sodden fury. But I didn’t hear the full extent of the spectacle until I could get home and get online.

IN SATURDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 1st, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • PCC groceries ban all products containing high fructose corn syrup. Remember: When mainstream soda pop is outlawed, only outlaws will Do the Dew.
  • The biggest class action lawsuit in Wash. state history’s underway. The class of plaintiffs: Every Washingtonian who’s ever worked for Wal-Mart.
  • Those Kansas “Christians” harassing the families of dead gay soldiers at funerals showed up in Port Orchard, along with the expected counter-protesters.
  • The state Dept. of Ecology claims stormwater drainage from parking lots, driveways, and roads sends more than six million gallons of petroleum into Puget Sound every year. That’s about half the output of the Exxon Valdez disaster, a drop at a time.
  • Today’s dentist-caught-abusing-sedated-female-patients story comes to you from Shoreline.
  • Beware of “sham recyclers,” outfits that charge you to take your stuff away and then just dump it in landfills.
IN FRIDAY'S NOOZE
Nov 30th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • Seattle’s first snow scare of the season was, as I’d expected, a bust, but here comes another.
  • What the P-I calls “affordable-housing developers” (what, you didn’t know there were any of those?) rant that the City of Seattle doesn’t provide enough zoning and other incentives to let ’em profitably build more units for folks closer to “median” income levels. Of course, with the few megarich driving “median” income levels ever higher, the definition of for-profit “affordable” housing inches further away from what working families can afford.
  • Meanwhile, Bellevue officials ponder regulations to deal with suburban “megahomes” that flaunt their materialistic corpulence over their neighbors.
  • The last of the four Pine-and-Belmont bars has closed prior to condos taking over the half-block. Manray’s demise ends a tradition that goes back nearly 20 years, when Squid Row took over what had been a dive-bar space called Glynn’s Cove. Squid Row begat Tugs Belmont, which begat Kincora. Then came Bimbo’s/Cha Cha, Manray, and the Bus Stop (which begat Pony). The strip’s demise got the expected long mega-coverage in The Stranger; the Cha Cha had been the longtime favorite watering hole of several Stranger staffers.
  • The P-I catches on to a story first iterated a year or more, I believe, by the Weekly, that Costco treats its workers nicer than the Wall St. investment community thinks it should, resulting in greater sales and profits. Why, if word of this leaks out, the whole economic excuse for screwing the masses could collapse!
  • You don’t have to go to Wash. DC to see Democrats cowering in submission. They’re right here, ramrodding an emergency session of the State Legislature to appease Tim Eyman.
LARRY NELSON, 1937-2007
Nov 29th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

The Seattle radio legend and “voice of KOMO Country” from 1967 to 1997 was a soothing aural balm for thousands of non-morning people, helping them survive thousands of way-too-early alarms and dark, rainy commutes. His was one of those talents that was so professional it seemed easy. He’s already missed.

IN WEDNESDAY'S NOOZE
Nov 28th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

»  Substance:WordPress   »  Style:Ahren Ahimsa
© Copyright 1986-2025 Clark Humphrey (clark (at) miscmedia (dotcom)).