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June 14th, 2000 by Clark Humphrey

ANOTHER YEAR, another MISCmedia anniversary party, another in-person questionnaire.

Here, in no particular order, are a few highlights of the two dozen or so responses filled in by attendees at last Thursday night’s big event at the Ditto Tavern:

Favorite food/drink:

  • Artichoke-jalapeno dip/Coors Light
  • Whoopass Energy Drink
  • Corn/hot tea with milk
  • Wine/champagne
  • N.Y. steak and fries
  • Mac n’ cheese/whiskey

Favorite store:

  • Eagle Hardware
  • Target and Value Village
  • Bartell Drug
  • Hot Topics

Favorite website:

  • eBay
  • Findagrave.com

Favorite catch phrase:

  • “Whoa!”
  • “Fuck my ass”
  • “Hey girl”
  • “Hi-eee”
  • “What’s up?”

What I’d like on the MISCmedia website:

  • “Advice column”
  • “3-D rotating graphics”
  • “Cartoons”

What I’d like in MISCmedia magazine:

  • “Photography”
  • “A horoscope”
  • “A travel section; what people do and see”
  • “Large, colorful, glossy ad inserts and CDs”
  • “More of the same, and then some better beer”

The chief legacy of the WTO protests:

  • “Immunity to gas”
  • “Nothing changes”
  • “Misinformed graffiti; a taste of martial law”
  • “People stopped shopping so much at the Gap”
  • “Seattle is NOT nice!”

What should happen to Microsoft:

  • “Concentrate on multimedia”
  • “Become a subsidiary of Washington state”
  • “Leave capitalism alone”
  • “Become a religion”

The Experience Music Project building books like:

  • “Aerospace design goes gay!”
  • “Fun”
  • “A great piece of art”
  • “A Tom Petty video”
  • “A beautiful, crushed TP tube”
  • “A ‘swoosh’ gone wrong”

What this town needs (other than construction projects):

  • “A conservative influence”
  • “Public art”
  • “Posters on telephone poles”
  • “A gigantic greenhouse with exotic plants from all over the world and 60-foot ceilings”
  • “Spanish as a first language”
  • “Deconstruction projects”

If this region has so much wealth, why can’t we…:

  • “…afford to get out of here more often?”
  • “…clean up the blankety-blank alleys?”
  • “…smile more?”
  • “…not tear up all the streets downtown?”
  • “…build a pretty building?”
  • “…rip out the fountain at Seattle Center and install a huge roller coaster?”
  • “…keep the party going ’til midnight?”

TOMORROW: Short stuff, including that other monopolistic company Paul Allen used to be involved in.

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