I haven’t planned any big to-dos for the occasion, since I couldn’t think of a funky theme to go with the age of 47. But then, sure enough, the SeaTimes runs a piece about a Portland schoolteachers who’s got a fan club for the number 47.

So, for one night only, I’ll have my own 47 Fan Club.

Join me Tuesday night at Bill’s Off Broadway, starting at 7:47. I don’t know what we’ll do, but it’ll be prime.