In recent months I have resumed my primary occupation of looking for paid employment.*
During this, I have become all too aware of the dorky buzzwords found in present day employment ads.
One of the most egregious examples is the header “ROCK STARS WANTED.”
It’s seen fronting searches for everything from programmers to marketing trainees to attorneys to chain-restaurant drudges—and occasionally (very occasionally) even for musicians.
So let me get this straight: Major corporations are just dyin’ to fill their ranks with guys possessed by fatally large egos, who swagger about like they’re God’s gift to the universe, who expect every female to want to fuck them, and who stand a great chance of becoming drug casualties.
That’s not a personality profile for a corporate employee.
That’s a personality profile for a corporate executive.
Thanx and a hat tip to Urso Chappell for suggesting this topic.
*Yes, my many, many varied skills (not just “writing”) are available to help your business or nonprofit shine. Email now. Operators are standing by.