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RANDOM LINKS FOR 8/3/12

August 2nd, 2012 by Clark Humphrey

google earth via rhizome.org

Clement Valla at Rhizome.org finds beauty and “the universal texture” within the mistakes of Google Earth’s 3D geographical simulations.
The musicians’ union would like to createÂ “sustainable” opportunities for local club bands (i.e., gigs with decent pay). Considering how fiscally precarious so many bars and clubs are, this may be a challenge.
Amy Rolph at SeattlePI.com, trolling for weird items on Amazon to laff at, found a CD of “lullaby renditions of Nirvana songs.” Rolph calls the electronically-rendered music “creepy.” I call it more like a failed attempt to update the shtick of Raymond Scott’s old Soothing Sounds for Baby LPs.
It’s not that “oldies” music is selling more these days. It’s that present-day music is selling less.
When classic films meet know-nothing online reviewers, magic happens.
Apple has again become the world’s #1 personal-computer maker, if you count iPads as computers.
At last, a new job in this town that doesn’t require programming experience. It’s the making ofÂ fake poop, to demonstrate new third-world toilet designs for the Gates Foundation.
Steven Rosenfeld at AlterNet believes today’s Republicans are “a truly toxic aberration,” an outfit that can only win elections by voter-suppression and other dirty tricks.
The “future of news” gurus have long claimed that media companies only needed to hustle for all the web hits they could get, and ad revenue would naturally follow. That’s turning out toÂ not be the case; especially with tablet and smartphone users.
Here’s one Russian guy’s idea of how humans could live forever, for just $50 billion in startup costs:

First, invent remote-controlled, humanoid robots.
The next generation of the robots would contain transplanted human brains.
By the year 2045, people’s memories and personalities would be transferred as software into robotic brains. (As we always say with stories like this, “Nothing can possibly go wrongâ€¦.”)

One Response

Art Marriott writes:
August 3rd, 20121:19 pmat

If Microsoft wants to use some more “authentic” poo, they should get in touch with this guy:

http://www.wimdelvoye.be/cloacafactory.php