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WORDS ABOUT MUSIC
September 15th, 1999 by Clark Humphrey

THANKS TO ALL who’ve asked about the progress of the updated second edition of LOSER: The Real Seattle Music Story.

The book’s coming along, and should be off to press by month’s end (knock-on-Formica).

Some of the new material might appear on these pages in forthcoming weeks.

Until then, please enjoy the following music-related fun links.

  • Local label Laundry Room Records has a less-than-positive image of major-label employment policies…
  • There is no finer music zine published in the PacNW than Cool and Strange Music…
  • According to Silkworm’s Tim Midgett, “A few of these records really are necessities as far as I’m concerned. Maybe not on food-water-shelter level, but as close as a record can get….”
  • Why should one going-nowhere-fast indie label try to sue another one? You guess’s as good as mine….
  • From Skratchcast, Seattle’s world-dominatin’ hiphop streamcaster: “If that 75-year old white woman at every single Seattle show can make it, then so can you….”
  • A random band-name generator…
  • All that can be said is thank goodness Vancouver’s infamous singer/producer/DJ/interviewer Nardwaur the Human Serviette is recovering from his recent, sudden medical scare, so he can keep on forcing “celebrities” to converse like normal men and women….
  • Hooray for flexi-discs!
  • And a few words on behalf of the REAL monsters of rock….
  • A handy glossary of rock-talk cliches: “Interesting: Trying to be unusual; wrong (as in that’s an interesting chord)…”
  • Not exactly a whole lotta love…
  • Ready for Backstreet Boys porn? “Angie started her path down Nick’s body again. She unbuttoned his pants and unzipped his zipper. Nick moaned softly….”
  • …And a whole site devoted to making fun of the Backstreets and other “boy bands”….
  • The almost-linear path from the Partridge Family to N’Sync….
  • From Forbes, of all places, a look at Internet CD sales from the alternating POVs of a double-platinum band and one that wishes to be (no “art for art’s sake” DIY viewpoints allowed here, natch)….
  • Something that to my knowledge has only been done in my town once, but Phoenix has a full-time band devoted to: Punk Rock Karaoke!…
  • This strange-music collector lets you look at his LP covers but not listen to any of the records themselves (the tease)….
  • But this site, on the other hand, gives you about as many seconds of each unclassic disc as most of you can probably stand….

IN OTHER NEWS: Phones ‘R’ US just changed all the prerecorded announcement pieces on its voice-messaging system to a less businesslike, more sultry feminine voice. If the old, pre-breakup AT&T was “Ma Bell” and the spun-off regional phone providers of ’84 were the “Baby Bells,” then this company might now be a “Horny Teen Bell.” (The kind who always unloads big traumas upon those responsible for paying her bills.)

TOMORROW: A revisionist look at Jimi Hendrix’s “Star Spangled Banner.”

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