IT’S BEEN ALMOST A WEEK since I first promised it, and almost three weeks since I first “roughed it out,” but here, at long last, is the thrilling, multi-orgasmic conclusion to my humorous modern novel The Myrtle of Venus.

As usual, the whole thing starts at this link.

Over the next few days, I’ll add a splashy intro-blurb page and special graphics. Then it will all disappear from the site once I have a print version out, most likely in April. So, all you cheapskates out there: Read it online whilst you still can.