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'BOUT-TIME DEPT.
Apr 19th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

The media conglomerates have begun, timidly, to fight back against the Bush FCC and its neo-censorship agenda.

THE 'LIVE BUTCHER'…
Apr 15th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…is no longer live.

MOODY RUES
Apr 13th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

book cover I’ve avoided reviewing Fred Moody’s personal-essay book Seattle and the Demons of Ambition: A Love Story in the half-year it’s been out.

Perhaps I didn’t want to potentially hurt the feelings of Moody, a former acquaintance (and a fellow member, with me, of the dwindling breed of humans who still remember how to run a CompuGraphic phototypesetter).

Of course, Moody would cite that reluctance to criticize as part of the Old Seattle mindset, a zeitgeist marked by reflection, introversion, and near-fanatical politeness. To that, he contrasts a New Seattle, both dominated and demonized by rambunctious corporate go-getters out to unwittingly fulfill the city’s original name of “New York-Alki” (“…Pretty Soon”).

To his credit, Moody acknowledges the superficiality of this dichotomy. He also acknowledges his contradictory affections toward each side of this divided ideal. Too bad he doesn’t acknowledge some of the other holes in his narrative, and in the image he constructs of himself as your near-perfect Mr. Progressive Seattle.

Throughout the book, Moody tries to psychoanalyze his former home as if the city was one collective entity. He may have learned this limited perspective as an early staff writer at Seattle Weekly. He spends a lot of his book’s verbiage waxing about Weekly founder David Brewster, a benevolent dictator who’d imposed a singular ideological vision on what was, for a decade, the town’s only major “alternative” rag. Brewster’s vision of Seattle, to which Moody writes about eagerly agreeing, was of a town in which white, upscale, professional-caste baby boomers (such as Brewster and Moody) were the only people in sight, or at least the only people who mattered. Moody admits the paper’s myopia caused it to miss out on Seattle’s biggest arts story, the rise of the local rock scene—even though the Weekly and Sub Pop Records were housed in the same office building, and future Pearl Jam member Stone Gossard worked as a barista in the ground-floor cafe!

All these little prejudices were fundamental to the “Old Seattle” Moody nostalgizes about; or rather to the transitional Seattle of Moody’s local-journalism heyday, between the Boeing-dominated past and the Microsoft-dominated present. And squarely in that middle era, as big as the shoulder pads on an old Nordstrom office dress, lie the roots of the ambitious Seattle Moody rues.

Moody writes, with no little degree of self-congratulation, how he spotted the Microsoft phenom almost from the start, and got plenty of work from it for his typesetting enterprise in the pre-laser-printer years. Imagine, right there in Seattle’s prefab Eastside suburbs, an outfit not just surviving but getting rich and huge, all from this ephemeral “software” stuff, stuff made by writers, and employing writers to document it all! Ex-English majors were making enough money to buy houses, and even move to Bainbridge! How cool! So what if this home-computer technology would make phototypesetting obsolete; Moody would simply bounce back by writing a couple of books about the whole e-revolution.

But soon enough, it got out of hand. Dot-com hustlers raised millions in venture capital based on faulty or nonexistent premises, went bust, and left behind hordes of overmortgaged, overqualified ex-employees. The bad old days of the 1970 Boeing crash returned, only this time the food-bank lines were filled by NPR listeners and Weekly readers.

Moody sees the high-tech depression and the jobless recovery a well-deserved comeuppance for Seattle, a collective spanking for the city’s previous lusts for wealth and glory. He even sees the 1999 WTO riots (in which mostly out-of-town protesters ranted about out-of-town conventioneers) as a rebuke to Seattle’s will to “world class” status.

But that’s a silly overgeneralization, one of many in Moody’s book. He chides the city’s political/business nabobs for trying to artificially inflate their own importance, as he artificially inflates the importance of his statements about them.

He frequently admits, in a doth-protest-too-much type of confessing, how he, as a dutiful member of the Seattle establishment’s favorite constituency (upscale boomers), got caught up in the hype he was supposed to be covering. But even his mea culpa moments seem hyped-up, in that smug Big Chill-generation way.

I know Moody; I’ve read his prior books. I know he’s capable of better stuff than this.

Which is what I’d say to Seattle as well. The city doesn’t have to be World Class. But it can still be the best darned regional gathering place it can be.

And that’s not putting anybody down. That’s criticism meant to instruct, to improve. It’s something Moody, Seattle, and I need.

GUESS WHAT?
Apr 12th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

Hiring software programmers right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. just might be the better value after all.

WALL ST. LOVES REPUBLICANS, but…
Apr 12th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…the Christian Science Monitor notes that “the economy has done better under Democratic presidents than Republican ones since the 1940s.”

MAJOR-LABEL HATE
Apr 12th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

THE BRIT WEBMAG The Register has devised a dandy name for the major record labels (and, by extension, to much of the global-corporate realm): “Pigopolists.”

MUSIC NON-THREAT
Mar 30th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

“MUSIC SHARING doesn’t kill CD sales, study says.”

TITLEWAVE BOOKS RIP
Mar 25th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

IT’S OFFICIAL: Titlewave Books has closed. The jam-packed li’l used book store on Lower Queen Anne, where I and many other writers gave readings, lasted 20 years. Since the average lifespan of such a business can be roughly figured in cat years, you can do the math for yourself and be even more impressed by Titlewave’s longevity.

(It can now be told that owner Nickie Jostol asked me to buy the place. I had to decline, but felt flattered that she would mistakenly think I had money.)

The store’s demise makes even more poignant the last thing read at the last live reading event there. Our ol’ pal Doug Nufer, who’d run the Titlewave reading series for the previous nine or so years, closed the last edition by reading a piece he’d created out of the final sentences of several dozen classic novels.

PUBLISHING DIY STYLE
Mar 23rd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

IN CONTRAST to yesterday’s linked essay about the suckiness of corporate publishing, here’s a quick ode to self-publishing as the book industry’s savior.

PUBLISHING RIP? NO.
Mar 22nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

A PSEUDONYMOUS “Jane Austen Doe” has supplied Salon with a rather standard complaint about the trying times facing authors of non-bestseller books. It’s nothing I haven’t heard all my adult life; yet I’m re-entering the book biz this month.

Why? (Besides the whole quixotic bravery/foolishness of it all)?

Because I believe things don’t have do be as darned bleak as Doe says they are.

I believe in independent publishing. I believe in the success (within ups and downs) of Fantagraphics, McSweeney’s, Cometbus, and the like. So-called “midlist” books perhaps shouldn’t be marketed by conglomerate publishers, if the conglomerate publishers no longer know how to market them. They should be marketed by those who know how to nurture and build niche audiences for them.

GAME OVER?
Mar 17th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

DAVID WONG INSISTS the video-game industry’s about to crash again.

THE ARCADE PLAZA BUILDING downtown,…
Mar 8th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

…formerly the Rhodes of Seattle department store, began to come down during the same week that M. Lamont Bean, who closed Rhodes and turned its suburban branches into the Lamonts apparel chain, passed away.

Bean’s story was one of your classic rise-and-fall (or should I say rise n’ fall?) tales. He started as a protege to his dad Monte Bean, who’d bought the Tradewell grocery chain and opened the first Pay n’ Save pharmacy at Fourth and Pike. Bean fils built Pay n’ Save into 300 stores in 10 states. He further built his “Family of Stores” empire by buying Ernst Hardware, Malmo Nurseries, Rhodes (which begat Lamonts), and Seattle Sporting Goods (which begat SportsWest). By the ’70s, it seemed like every other strip mall in Washington was anchored either by Pay n’ Save/Ernst or Pay n’ Save/Tradewell.

But a takeover bid for Schuck’s Auto Supply left him in debt and vulnerable to a 1984 takeover by New York financiers Julius and Eddie Trump (no relation to Donald). They sold off the Bean chains, piece by piece.

Pay n’ Save, including the Fourth and Pike flagship, is now absorbed into Rite Aid. What’s left of Lamonts is now part of Gottschalk’s. Ernst and SportsWest have disappeared altogether. Only Schuck’s, the buy that broke Bean, remains under its original name (though now merged with two other regional chains under parent company CSK Auto).

BRAVE SIGN INSTALLERS at the Kenneth Cole store (where Lamont Bean’s Ernst used to have its flagship outlet) unwittingly turn themselves into image props for giant-woman fetishists everywhere.

TELL ME AGAIN why I’m supposed to want to live someplace else?

SPUTTERING OUT
Mar 2nd, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

The Miss Budweiser hydroplane team will be disbanded at the end of this year’s boat-racing season, along with the beer giant’s whole 41-year sponsorship of the sport. The move follows the death of Bernie Little, a promiment regional Bud wholesaler and owner of the Miss Bud operation. In the past, us hydro lovers have complained on end about the Bud team’s Yankee-esque dominance of the circuit. Now the question is can the sport survive without its prime benefactor?

BOTTOMLESS CUPS, TOPLESS BARISTAS
Feb 25th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

BACK IN THE EARLY ’90S, a porn mag ran a fictional spoof pictorial depicting topless baristas at what the mag billed as “The Big Cups Coffee House in Seattle.” Apparently, some guy in Maine wants to really create such an establishment.

JUST CALL 'EM 'ENRON NORTH'
Feb 20th, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

AT&T Wireless execs gave themselves huge bonuses just before they sold the company. What did the workers get? Underwater stock options.

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