…is finally available for online purchase! Simply go to the bottom of this page, or go direct to our ordering page at kagi.com.

(If you should, perchance, have any difficulty following the instructions on the page, lemme know.)

THANX AND A HAT TIP to the thirty-or-so-ish folk who attended our Myrtle of Venus book release party on Friday. Pictures from the event will be on this site soon.

Print copies of the novel can now be had at M Coy Books (Pine near Second) and Confounded Books (East Pine near Boren). They’ll be available later this week at Ola Wyola (First near Bell). The online ordering page should be up, in one form or another, by Wednesday.

The splendiforous release party for our novel The Myrtle of Venus occurs this very evening, 7-10 p.m., in the Rendezvous Jewel Box, 2320 2nd Ave. in Seattle. DJ Superjew will spin retro-lounge and Europop tuneage. Be there or be rhomboidal.

The fab release party for our novel The Myrtle of Venus occurs this Friday, April 2, 7-10 p.m., in the Rendezvous Jewel Box, 2320 2nd Ave. in Seattle. DJ Superjew will spin retro-lounge and Europop tuneage. Copies of the book WILL be available for purchase.

The following day, copies of the book will be available for purchase on this site and at a few select local retail outlets.

And I’m looking to talk to people who’ve worked in local television, here or elsewhere, for research purposes. Email me to set up the details.

The ebook version of The Myrtle of Venus is now available! The print version will be here in two weeks.

NOVEL NEWS #2: The fab book release party’s taking place on Friday, April 2 (the day after the old Roman feast day for Venus), 7-10 p.m., at the splendid Rendezvous Jewel Box on Second Avenue north of Bell Street. DJ Superjew will spin retro-pop tuneage for your exquisite enjoyment. Be there.

I NOW HAVE an official publication date for my sprightly funny novel The Myrtle of Venus. It’ll be April 1. Not just because it’s April Fool’s Day but because it’s the historic date of Veneralia, the Roman festival of Venus.

On or before that date, the free HTML version of Myrtle will disappear from this site. You’ll then be able to buy the ebook version and preorder the ultra-limited first print edition.

There’s also gonna be a release party, Friday April 2 at the lovely Rendezvvous, with diverting entertainment provided by our ol’ pal DJ Superjew. More details later.

Some readers have told me they’ve only read the first chapter of my online novel, because they couldn’t locate any links to the subsequent scenes. I’ve now redesigned the whole thing, so you should now have no trouble navigatin’ your whole way through. (This revision is also about 15 percent shorter, and hence tighter and funnier.)

So start readin’ it already!

AS YOU MIGHT TELL from the top left side of this page, we now have a fancy intro page to our hilarious new novel The Myrtle of Venus. It tells you all you need to know before you read the online first draft.

So now you’ve no excuse not to start reading it already!

FIFTY-ONE DAYS since I began, I’m truly, fully, completely done with the first draft of my humorous modern novel The Myrtle of Venus. An epilog chapter to the story is now online, having been completed at exactly 10 p.m. Sunday night.

As usual, the whole thing starts at this link.

IT’S BEEN ALMOST A WEEK since I first promised it, and almost three weeks since I first “roughed it out,” but here, at long last, is the thrilling, multi-orgasmic conclusion to my humorous modern novel The Myrtle of Venus.

As usual, the whole thing starts at this link.

Over the next few days, I’ll add a splashy intro-blurb page and special graphics. Then it will all disappear from the site once I have a print version out, most likely in April. So, all you cheapskates out there: Read it online whilst you still can.

AS OF TWO MINUTES AGO, I finally finished the last chapter of my novel The Myrtle of Venus that I hadn’t finished in November. (Because I wrote it out of sequence, that last piece I wrote isn’t the last part of the book.)

Anyway, here’s the first of four previously un-uploaded chapters. And, as usual, the whole thing starts at this link.

The thrilling conclusion will be up on the site in the next day or two. Look for it.

MY RAPID WRITING PACE has slowed this week, but I’ve still got two more new chapters of my beautiful new novel The Myrtle of Venus. As usual, you can catch up to the onset of the story at this link.

IT’S BEEN FOUR WHOLE DAYS, but we’ve got a hot and hilarious spankin’ new chapter of my beautiful new novel The Myrtle of Venus. As usual, you can catch up to the onset of the story at this link.

EVEN THOUGH NOBODY’S yet told me they’ve read any of it, I’m goin’ ahead and posting seven five more chapters to my comedy adventure novel The Myrtle of Venus to this site. As usual, the story commences at this point. The new stuff starts at this link.

Eight more chapters remain to be cleaned up and posted. They should be up within a week.

After that, the whole ruff draft will remain up until I have a revised version ready. That one will be a sales item.