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IN TUESDAY'S NOO-YEAR'S NOOZE
Jan 1st, 2008 by Clark Humphrey

  • First the bus tunnel, now the Space Needle fireworks show suffers from a software glitch.
  • Music industry wants UW students to pay big bucks for alleged file sharing. UW administration runs interference.
  • While the Sea. Times has added the NYT crossword, the P-I, thankfully, hasn’t had to drop it. Thank heavens for non-exclusive contracts.
  • A McDonald’s customer in Vancouver, USA suddenly felt strange and had to sit down. No, it wasn’t from the food. Turns out she was giving premature birth without heretofore knowing she was preggers. The boy’s first words will probably not be “Supersize me.”
IN MONDAY'S NOOZE (yes, there is some)
Dec 24th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

IN FRIDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 14th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

Tacoma’s own Ventures, kings of instro surf-pop lo all these years, have got their totally deserved berth in the Rock n’ Roll Hall O’ Fame.

IN TUESDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 11th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • In the absence of even an unorganized “save the Fun Forest” campaign, the beloved old fashioned amusement park in Seattle Center will close in 2009.
  • Washington Mutual Bank, whose national fortunes have risen and fell with the housing bubble, is laying off over 3,000 workers.
  • Some 380 gallons of diesel fuel spilled from a factory-trawler boat at the Port of Tacoma.
  • The current ETA on fully restoring car-ferry service to Pt. Townsend? Perhaps a year.
  • Barack Obama’s coming to Seattle tonight (Tuesday). The campaign event, at the Showbox Sodo (formerly Premiere, formerly Fenix) costs $100.
  • UW athletic director Scott Turner is this year’s sacrificial lamb for football mediocrity.
IN THURSDAY'S NOOZE
Dec 6th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • The LGBT Community Center, which just got its own Capitol Hill building a couple years back, is now in fiscal trouble. It may close by month’s end. Does cultural acceptance of other sexual preferences necessarily lead to assimilation, and in turn to the death of niche-subculture institutions?
  • Is Paul Allen getting a “sweetheart deal” from the City in regards to his South Lake Union development projects? Many have rumored such allegations, and now City Councilmember Peter Steinbrueck is vocalizing ’em.
  • No, Snohomish cops, UW profs taking industrial-art photographs are not terrotists.
  • Microsoft’s shut down a holiday greetings Web page that featured a sometimes foul-mouthed Santa.
  • In decades past, private, for-profit lending libraries offered books for rent, sometimes in genres or to audience niches public libraries wouldn’t or couldn’t fully serve. Now, some web entrepreneurs want to bring back the concept, in the form of “a Netflix for books.”
  • And, yep, there’s still lotsa flood damage and closed roads and highways throughout Western Washington.
IN WEDNESDAY'S NOOZE
Nov 28th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

IN WEDNESDAY'S NOOZE
Nov 21st, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

  • Remember how the Bellevue Art Museum had this big cash crunch that led to a drastic restructuring? Turns out part of its problem was its former chief financial officer. She’s charged with embezzling $300,000 from the organization, because, police say she said, a recent divorce had left her “financially compromised.”
  • We won’t have the Sugar nightclub to kick around anymore.
  • In the “you call this higher education?” dept., unnamed members of a UW frat house allegedly shouted racial and anti-immigrant slurs at a random Asian-looking guy walking outside, and threw a water balloon out at him from their window. Police are investigating it as a “malicious harassment” case.
  • A couple tried to have bathroom sex on a Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle to Vegas. The plane made an unscheduled stop in Portland, where the forbidden lovers were kicked off.
  • Today’s best dumb criminal, as Keith Olbermann would say: A 42-year-old metal thief. Cops found an electric sign had gone out along I-90 near Snoqualmie Pass, discovered wiring was missing from the sign’s control box, and found the stolen wires in the bed of a pickup parked nearby. The driver was in the truck’s cab, sleeping.
POPLAR SCIENCE
Oct 16th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

UW scientists say they can alter poplar trees with rabbit DNA to create pollution-sucking trees. According to a P-I piece, these Frankentrees can “naturally render a list of cancer-causing pollutants–benzene, trichloroethylene (TCE), vinyl chloride, chloroform–non-toxic.”

Now, let’s have these PoMo tree surgeons create plants that could do something really useful, like ridding the indoor air of cheap perfume stink, or even patchouli.

YES, I WAS…
Apr 27th, 2007 by Clark Humphrey

…a student at the UW School of Communications, around the time some kids apparently broke into a 1957-vintage “time capsule” and snuck in some panties and porno mags. But no, I didn’t do it. I could guess who did, but it would only be speculation.

IT'S ANOTHER GOOD DAY TO BE A BEAVER
Oct 28th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

Yes, lowly OSU has outplayed the University of Spoiled Children, in the college-football upset of the year.

And a heads-up to baseball’s St. Louis Cardinals, who won the World Series (or, as one might alternately say, the Detroit Tigers lost it).

ERNIE STEELE, R.I.P.
Oct 19th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

The former UW football star and early NFL great was best known locally for the namesake diner-bar he ran on Broadway for some 50 years. Generations of hipsters fondly recall Steele’s lovable but gruff presence behind the bar, ready at a moment’s notice to snipe at any young whippersnapper who dared to rest an elbow on a table.

OF ALL THE INSTITUTIONS…
Aug 30th, 2006 by Clark Humphrey

…I never in a million years would’ve expected to start a blog, somewhere in the middle would have been the UW’s Henry Art Gallery. But here it is. It’s called Hankblog and it’s a real charmer.

IN A SMALL-SCALE…
Jul 27th, 2005 by Clark Humphrey

…money-grubbing deal by University of Washington standards, administrators have agreed to a sweetheart deal with Dell to exclusively promote Dell’s sad li’l MP3 player and the Windows-only Napster music service.

LIVE AIR
Oct 1st, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

When I was a DJ on KCMU, it was a UW student operation. Long before it morphed into KEXP, it had phased out the volunteer student staff for trained professionals.

Now, thanks to the miracle of the Internet, UW student radio is back, under the rubric “RainyDawg Radio.” And it’s great.

It’s a hi-res audio stream with all your indie pop faves, new discoveries to surprise and arouse you, and an intense local focus. Kudos to all involved.

THE BIG BURP
Oct 1st, 2004 by Clark Humphrey

Everybody’s favorite volcanic vomit launcher, Mount St. Helens, is giving us another amazing demonstration of its indigestive fury. For your listening and air-guitar playing pleasure, I suggest you play the Presidents of the United States of America’s classic “Volcano” whilst watching any news coverage of the steam and/or ash spews.

I was editor of the UW Daily at the time of the mountain’s big blast in ’80. In addition to the usual local-angle stories about the UW seismology lab, we had Ike Johnson, a student photographer with a pilot’s license, who risked life and limb to fly toward the eruption. The pics he brought back weren’t the most spectacular of all the shots made that day, but they were our exclusive.

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